2 Very Long Weeks
Oh holy heck, here we go. I now have two weeks for Sean Salisbury and Michael Irvin to tell me which jockstrap will be better to wear at the Super Bowl and why!!!
Two weeks is entirely too long, it just is. One week is really okay. Fuck the players and all the arraignments they have to make with their families and ticket requests and all that garbage. Too bad assholes, you get paid millions of dollars a year, you can figure all that crap out in a few days. Fuck the media to, they have no need to take up everyone’s time with this one big ridiculous media day. Why can we play every other football game in one week, but all of a sudden we have to stretch this thing out to the point of nausea.
One week, that is it. In fact if you want to give yourselves some more time here are 2 different suggestions. Play the Championship week games on Saturday and the Super Bowl the following Sunday, that would give you one more day to take care of everything. Sunday off day for everyone, Monday teams travel to sight, Tuesday Media day and Practice and preparations begin Wednesday just like every other game. Or start your season a little earlier or eliminate this silly bye week during the season and have it scheduled so that you play the Championship week on a Saturday and then the ensuing Monday is Martin Luther King Day and play the game then. That would give people something to look forward to for MLK day, instead of the inevitable well I have the day off and nothing to do. MLK/Super Bowl Day and a happy day for everyone.
I will speak no more of this game or its participants until it is the appropriate time, that Friday before the game, there you will get my complete analysis and prediction and the location I will be watching the game. Since I have no friends and do not know of a place that has naked hookers handing out BJ’s while watching the game, I will most likely be locked in my bedroom screaming at the bad commercials on the TV.
Again death to the movie theatre owners in my fair city. I am still on a quest to see Million Dollar Baby before Johnny Carson dies, oh wait, I am fucked. Clint Eastwood has now won the Golden Globe for this movie, and it has two other Oscar/Golden Globe winners in it, Morgan Freeman and Hilary Swank. It has been in limited release for over a month and is a major award winner. I checked the Golden Globe list for Best Director winners over the last 10 years and I can guarantee all of them were playing in Columbia by this time, they include; Lord of the Rings 3, Gangs of New York, Gosford Park, Crouching Tiger Hidden Gook, American (terrible) Beauty, Saving Private Ryan, Titanic, The People vs. Larry Flint, Braveheart and Forrest Gump. But Million Dollar Baby, no way Jose!!!
Old School Rap Lyric of the Week:
Manhattan keeps on makin’ it
Brooklyn keeps on takin’ it
Bronx keeps creatin’ it
And Queens keeps on fakin’ it
Name the Artist and Song Title and win a prize.
Two weeks is entirely too long, it just is. One week is really okay. Fuck the players and all the arraignments they have to make with their families and ticket requests and all that garbage. Too bad assholes, you get paid millions of dollars a year, you can figure all that crap out in a few days. Fuck the media to, they have no need to take up everyone’s time with this one big ridiculous media day. Why can we play every other football game in one week, but all of a sudden we have to stretch this thing out to the point of nausea.
One week, that is it. In fact if you want to give yourselves some more time here are 2 different suggestions. Play the Championship week games on Saturday and the Super Bowl the following Sunday, that would give you one more day to take care of everything. Sunday off day for everyone, Monday teams travel to sight, Tuesday Media day and Practice and preparations begin Wednesday just like every other game. Or start your season a little earlier or eliminate this silly bye week during the season and have it scheduled so that you play the Championship week on a Saturday and then the ensuing Monday is Martin Luther King Day and play the game then. That would give people something to look forward to for MLK day, instead of the inevitable well I have the day off and nothing to do. MLK/Super Bowl Day and a happy day for everyone.
I will speak no more of this game or its participants until it is the appropriate time, that Friday before the game, there you will get my complete analysis and prediction and the location I will be watching the game. Since I have no friends and do not know of a place that has naked hookers handing out BJ’s while watching the game, I will most likely be locked in my bedroom screaming at the bad commercials on the TV.
Again death to the movie theatre owners in my fair city. I am still on a quest to see Million Dollar Baby before Johnny Carson dies, oh wait, I am fucked. Clint Eastwood has now won the Golden Globe for this movie, and it has two other Oscar/Golden Globe winners in it, Morgan Freeman and Hilary Swank. It has been in limited release for over a month and is a major award winner. I checked the Golden Globe list for Best Director winners over the last 10 years and I can guarantee all of them were playing in Columbia by this time, they include; Lord of the Rings 3, Gangs of New York, Gosford Park, Crouching Tiger Hidden Gook, American (terrible) Beauty, Saving Private Ryan, Titanic, The People vs. Larry Flint, Braveheart and Forrest Gump. But Million Dollar Baby, no way Jose!!!
Old School Rap Lyric of the Week:
Manhattan keeps on makin’ it
Brooklyn keeps on takin’ it
Bronx keeps creatin’ it
And Queens keeps on fakin’ it
Name the Artist and Song Title and win a prize.
3 Comments:
I must be losing my mind.
Did Zoltan write that he's the only person in the Metro DC/NO. Vir area with a BDP CD? Even if he was saying that he's the only white person, and although I'm sure I know him, only a completely ignorant white person would say something like that even in jest.
First off, if you live outside/inside/near anyplace that was once called 'Chocolate City' by George Clinton of the P-Funk movement, you best believe that you're not the only person in the city that owns that CD. I know you're not the only white person because I have a white friend in Alexandria that owns the CD and if these are the lies that you're feeding to the youth (probably black) of that area, then I feel sorry for them, but then realize that you probably said that to keep up your 'street cred'.
I saw enough posers when I went to my all-white university, saw enough posers when I moved out West and again when I returned East. But any white man worth his seat at the front of the bus should know that the black influence in our nation's capital is so large that any white person within the city limits gains a cool point by black people and gains a certain knowledge just by walking the street and not getting shot.
Congrats that you know an important piece of hip hop history, but don't fool yourself into thinking you are the only one. Reminds me of the Pilgrams landing on Plymouth/Dodge/Chrysler Rock and assuming there was no one else in the country. How about the white slave owners who wrote the Constitution beleives there would be no hypocrocy to them writing a document that claims all men are created equal?
See, this is what happens when you leave two weeks between the championship games and the Super Bowl. All the pent up aggression that's let out during a football game has to be pushed out someplace else and my toliet's already full.
Bismarkie OUT
Bismarkie here. I wasn't that mad, just venting out a little steam and radio stations across the nation suck, not just in the DC area. But sales of BDP albums, whether they be on tape, 12" or CD, are low because the time of Kris Parker and Scott La Rock have past.
Looking back, I may have jumped over the shark a little too soon because go-go has always been huge in DC, therefore it's logical to think that no one else would have it, or at least that number would be slim since they can go get the new slim shady or whatever the MTV tells them to buy.
So never mind me and the Biz. I know the difference because I've acutally seen the man perform live. Granted, he was the opening act for the Black Eyed Peas and didn't even vocalize his lyrics from 'Just a Friend', but I wouldn't drag his name into the mud by associating him to this website. The real Biz has got burgers to eat or something...
Bismarkie here. I wasn't that mad, just venting out a little steam and radio stations across the nation suck, not just in the DC area. But sales of BDP albums, whether they be on tape, 12" or CD, are low because the time of Kris Parker and Scott La Rock have past.
Looking back, I may have jumped over the shark a little too soon because go-go has always been huge in DC, therefore it's logical to think that no one else would have it, or at least that number would be slim since they can go get the new slim shady or whatever the MTV tells them to buy.
So never mind me and the Biz. I know the difference because I've acutally seen the man perform live. Granted, he was the opening act for the Black Eyed Peas and didn't even vocalize his lyrics from 'Just a Friend', but I wouldn't drag his name into the mud by associating him to this website. The real Biz has got burgers to eat or something...
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