Wow, What a Weekend
I did not have time to do a full weekend wrap addition, but I will give you random thoughts on all kinds of shit from the last 3-4 days.
First let’s talk about the NFL playoffs. Thank god the Matt Hasselback led Seahawks lost. Again, I repeat, this team was an odds on favorite to play for it all in Jacksonville. Are you kidding me? Matt fucking Hasselback. This is just another case of a Coach thinking he is some kind of mad genius and he can take any group of schmucks and make them winners. Anytime the fans in Seattle demand they have receivers that actually catch the ball they may begin to win some playoff games. Not that the Rams are any better, but at least Torry Holt and Isaac Bruce can hang on to the ball. I give the Rams and even money shot in this week’s game against the Falcons. I especially think Stephen Jackson could be a big factor running the ball.
Brett, I hate to say it, but it is time to hang it up. The game does not come easy to him anymore. Yes he can still make the magic happen and lead the comebacks, but it takes so much more effort for him to do. This is the third year in a row that it has ended badly in the playoffs for him (6 INT’s against St.Louis in 2003 & that horrible throw last year against the Eagles). The Vikings came into Lambeau and played excellent football. That Randy Moss character is pretty darned good. Yes he is a horse’s ass for his TD dance, but hey did you expect Randy Moss to start quoting scripture? Minnesota is another dangerous team, now they have confidence and they have always had talent, and the Eagles suck monkey ass without TO. 8-8 Vikes versus 8-8 Rams in the NFC Championship game………..Yeah Parity!!!!!
Daniel Steven, you and your J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!!! Nothing like watching the two foremost experts (The NY Jets & Marty Schottenheimer) on, “snatching defeat from the jaws of victory,” play against one another Saturday evening. The Jets have to cut that asswipe who clubbed Drew Brees in the head, no questions asked just give him his walking papers. And just when you think things are going his way Marty goes into Marty Ball mode and slams the ball up the middle and puts his rookie kicker out there in a precarious situation. Good job AP Coach of the Year, you bleeping idiot!!
Pssssst……this just in, the Colts are good!!! Speaking of mad geniuses thinking they can do it with anyone, how about that Jake Plummer. Hey Shannahan he ain’t no Elway now is he? What is worse is they almost have to pick up the option on this guy otherwise they look stupid for having acquired him in the first place. The Colts will win it all. There are good offenses and then there are machines. Manning always has at least 2 guys open on every play, and he just chooses which guy he wants to throw too. Don’t drop everyone in coverage because he still has Edgerrin James and James Mungro the best 1-2 back combo in the game. I believe they will pimp slap the Pats this week just as payback and they take their act all the way to the trophy stand in Jacksonville.
Okay now to the real problems:
I still have no idea what Stuart Scott is talking about, EVER!!! He is talking about playa hatin’ and dat dude said oh no he didn’t and all kinds of other crap. When I was cool and hip and young I did not get it, and as I begin to get older I still don’t get it. Someone shoot him, or me!!!
Sunday night January 9, 2005 is officially being declared the worst night in the history of television. Sunday night is the one time I can rest and relax and sit back and chill. I almost went into a murderous rampage due to the lack of anything remotely close to watchable on TV. And yes that includes another horrific day in the life of Jack Bauer and some skank whores on ABC (for those of you pop culture illiterate I am talking about 24 & Desperate Housewives). Please, do not give me the argument that those whores on Desperate Housewives are hot, I pay $40 a month for high speed internet access I have all the porn I need.
I was forced to watch whiney fucking teenagers complain about how hard it is to be 16 in todays society on MSNBC. Really, it is hard. Hell ten years down the road it seems fucking easy to me. When I was 16 I did whatever I wanted whenever I wanted. Dan, Josh, Martin you were all there. If we felt like getting drunk, boom get drunk!! Weed is your drug of choice, sure call Frattarolla or Luykx up and get some smoke. Parties with bitches, we will see you on Friday nights at Tosney’s or Gussen’s, or the summer weeks when Ron and Clare took some exotic vacation and have the massive kegger at 274. I watched this crap and I have no idea what these kids where complaining about. School and decisions on college are tough, blah blah blah. You know what is tough, working 12 days in a row and getting home at about 2:30 in the morning from a road trip and wake up at 7 with a massive headache but you know what teens, I still had to be to work by about 8 am and was there till 8 pm. That is life kids. When I did not feel like going to class in high school, Hurwitz and I took a triple lunch and went to Sagamore Park and shot some hoops. Oh yeah kids, your parents fit the bill for all this stuff too, your weeknight job at the mall is just to pay for the movies, the weed and the condoms. Get over kids!!! I fucking hate teenagers.
This morning I saw a prototype jacket/cell phone/i-pod. Enough already people. Is this truly necessary? A cell phone jacket. Come one, talking to people just is not that important. This weekend I received 1 phone call, 1 that’s it, that’s the list. Did my life fall apart, nope. Things still went according to plan. I got all my work done, I hung out with friends, got everything I needed to get done without having to use my cell phone 400 times. The first time I see someone walking around with a cell phone jacket I am going to slice their head off. And yes Josh, unfortunately this piece of literature will be able to be used against me in a court of law, so you better start looking for ways to get this piece of evidence thrown out.
First let’s talk about the NFL playoffs. Thank god the Matt Hasselback led Seahawks lost. Again, I repeat, this team was an odds on favorite to play for it all in Jacksonville. Are you kidding me? Matt fucking Hasselback. This is just another case of a Coach thinking he is some kind of mad genius and he can take any group of schmucks and make them winners. Anytime the fans in Seattle demand they have receivers that actually catch the ball they may begin to win some playoff games. Not that the Rams are any better, but at least Torry Holt and Isaac Bruce can hang on to the ball. I give the Rams and even money shot in this week’s game against the Falcons. I especially think Stephen Jackson could be a big factor running the ball.
Brett, I hate to say it, but it is time to hang it up. The game does not come easy to him anymore. Yes he can still make the magic happen and lead the comebacks, but it takes so much more effort for him to do. This is the third year in a row that it has ended badly in the playoffs for him (6 INT’s against St.Louis in 2003 & that horrible throw last year against the Eagles). The Vikings came into Lambeau and played excellent football. That Randy Moss character is pretty darned good. Yes he is a horse’s ass for his TD dance, but hey did you expect Randy Moss to start quoting scripture? Minnesota is another dangerous team, now they have confidence and they have always had talent, and the Eagles suck monkey ass without TO. 8-8 Vikes versus 8-8 Rams in the NFC Championship game………..Yeah Parity!!!!!
Daniel Steven, you and your J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!!! Nothing like watching the two foremost experts (The NY Jets & Marty Schottenheimer) on, “snatching defeat from the jaws of victory,” play against one another Saturday evening. The Jets have to cut that asswipe who clubbed Drew Brees in the head, no questions asked just give him his walking papers. And just when you think things are going his way Marty goes into Marty Ball mode and slams the ball up the middle and puts his rookie kicker out there in a precarious situation. Good job AP Coach of the Year, you bleeping idiot!!
Pssssst……this just in, the Colts are good!!! Speaking of mad geniuses thinking they can do it with anyone, how about that Jake Plummer. Hey Shannahan he ain’t no Elway now is he? What is worse is they almost have to pick up the option on this guy otherwise they look stupid for having acquired him in the first place. The Colts will win it all. There are good offenses and then there are machines. Manning always has at least 2 guys open on every play, and he just chooses which guy he wants to throw too. Don’t drop everyone in coverage because he still has Edgerrin James and James Mungro the best 1-2 back combo in the game. I believe they will pimp slap the Pats this week just as payback and they take their act all the way to the trophy stand in Jacksonville.
Okay now to the real problems:
I still have no idea what Stuart Scott is talking about, EVER!!! He is talking about playa hatin’ and dat dude said oh no he didn’t and all kinds of other crap. When I was cool and hip and young I did not get it, and as I begin to get older I still don’t get it. Someone shoot him, or me!!!
Sunday night January 9, 2005 is officially being declared the worst night in the history of television. Sunday night is the one time I can rest and relax and sit back and chill. I almost went into a murderous rampage due to the lack of anything remotely close to watchable on TV. And yes that includes another horrific day in the life of Jack Bauer and some skank whores on ABC (for those of you pop culture illiterate I am talking about 24 & Desperate Housewives). Please, do not give me the argument that those whores on Desperate Housewives are hot, I pay $40 a month for high speed internet access I have all the porn I need.
I was forced to watch whiney fucking teenagers complain about how hard it is to be 16 in todays society on MSNBC. Really, it is hard. Hell ten years down the road it seems fucking easy to me. When I was 16 I did whatever I wanted whenever I wanted. Dan, Josh, Martin you were all there. If we felt like getting drunk, boom get drunk!! Weed is your drug of choice, sure call Frattarolla or Luykx up and get some smoke. Parties with bitches, we will see you on Friday nights at Tosney’s or Gussen’s, or the summer weeks when Ron and Clare took some exotic vacation and have the massive kegger at 274. I watched this crap and I have no idea what these kids where complaining about. School and decisions on college are tough, blah blah blah. You know what is tough, working 12 days in a row and getting home at about 2:30 in the morning from a road trip and wake up at 7 with a massive headache but you know what teens, I still had to be to work by about 8 am and was there till 8 pm. That is life kids. When I did not feel like going to class in high school, Hurwitz and I took a triple lunch and went to Sagamore Park and shot some hoops. Oh yeah kids, your parents fit the bill for all this stuff too, your weeknight job at the mall is just to pay for the movies, the weed and the condoms. Get over kids!!! I fucking hate teenagers.
This morning I saw a prototype jacket/cell phone/i-pod. Enough already people. Is this truly necessary? A cell phone jacket. Come one, talking to people just is not that important. This weekend I received 1 phone call, 1 that’s it, that’s the list. Did my life fall apart, nope. Things still went according to plan. I got all my work done, I hung out with friends, got everything I needed to get done without having to use my cell phone 400 times. The first time I see someone walking around with a cell phone jacket I am going to slice their head off. And yes Josh, unfortunately this piece of literature will be able to be used against me in a court of law, so you better start looking for ways to get this piece of evidence thrown out.
1 Comments:
I'm all in with getting Stu Scott off my television. And while you're shooting him, take a couple of shots at Mark Sheareath or however you spell his stupid name. I understand ESPN's need for legitimacy by asking former players that can put together two sentences to sit in front of a TV camera, but come on already.
If I hear him cry about Randy Moss or Terrell Owens or some other talented black guy that would run circles around his fat lineman ass, I'm gonna throw a television in Kris' general direction. When was the last time he said anything insightful?
As for Stu Scott, he's perfect for the ESPN video games that I don't buy, I would think. He can put all those stupid "Black" lines to use for the 8-year olds that think it's cool and everyone can be done with him.
John Anderson and Linda Cohn are quality. Fred Hickman was a good pick up and Scott Van Pelt is edging close to the line, but the network's problem has been the best talent either gets signed away (Eisen to the NFL Network, Kilborn to the Daily Show, Olberman to MSNBC, Kellerman to Fox) or they move to thier perfered sport (Ravich to Baseball Tonight).
By the way, I want a post on how Barry U.S. Bonds is gonna crush the ball this year, even with the new testing procedures. Does anyone really think that he won't bat about .350 to .375. You still can't pitch to him cuz on steriods or not, the hand-eye coordination hasn't changed.
As a Giants fan, I already don't like the Eagles, but with all the morons complaining about Randy and his latest quote about shaking his dick after another score, how can you not root for the Vikes and hope Randy scores 6 times, so he really gets an opportunity to pull it out.
I bet you regardless how long it is, it shrinks up to the size of Slips' due to the 15 degree weather.
Ron Jeremy OUT.
P.S. - Since we're not on TV, didn't it just seem like Moss was basically saying - I'm shitting on your team and whipping my ass on your goalpost? And what's worse, an end zone celebration gone bad (in the eyes of the Red States) or nearly costing your team the game with a late shot on a quarterback. That moron only got fined $7,500, while Moss got $10,000. What does this say to our children? Oh, won't somebody please think about the children?!?!?!?!
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