TV Always lets me down
It is a beautiful Friday night here in Columbia, and of course I am at home sitting on my toches. Really, I have no other choice. What could I possibly be doing, I guess I could go to a strip club. I am sure there are cool people out doing cool people things. But my situation being what it is I am flipping through the television channels, and Bruce Springsteen had it right 12 years ago "57 channels and nothing on."
Just complete trash on every channel. First there is the 497th installment of The Real World. This show is just plain awful, how many more of these things can they keep doing. The Real World is kind of like The Bud Bow, good idea gone on a little too longl. It had its time in the sun, but really it is time to put this out to pasture.
Then there is some damn relaity TV show about plastic surgeons in Hollywood. First off all, this is not interseting at all. How exciting is a plastic surgeon, they are nerdy fucking doctors. Then forget about the shallowness and full obessesion of these women to have to get plastic surgery. I would rather saw my own arm off than watch this show...........................speaking of which:
There is a 42 hour special with Tom Brokaw and the idiot who had to cut off his arm while hiking by himself. There is not one ounce of sorrow I feel for this ass. First of all what is everyones crutch with having to do something "exiciting" with there life. All these asses "seek adventure," and something ridiculous always happens. This idiot went out by himself into the middle of nowhere to go spelunking and shit, and got caught like a jerk. Good for him. This Tom Brokaw special is horrific, heres how it pretty much went for 2 straight hours;
BROKAW: (mumbling) At this point in the ordeal, what were you thinking?
HIKER DUDE: Well, I was scared thinking I wouldn't make it out of there alive.
WHOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Other things that are wasting my time on TV tonite: That Law & Order show with Ice T, some boxing reality show, a Katie Couric Biography, fear factor and a whole bunch of other crap. Basically I flipped between the football game and Jaws. I have seen Jaws approximately 3,000 times, it was made 29 years ago, and it is still the best fucking thing on right now. I mean come one people, put something on for me to watch, PLEASE!!!
On a lighter note, I am still home alone staring at the wall thinking about ending it all. A great man once said to me, "A fork in the neck is the quickest way out."
Just complete trash on every channel. First there is the 497th installment of The Real World. This show is just plain awful, how many more of these things can they keep doing. The Real World is kind of like The Bud Bow, good idea gone on a little too longl. It had its time in the sun, but really it is time to put this out to pasture.
Then there is some damn relaity TV show about plastic surgeons in Hollywood. First off all, this is not interseting at all. How exciting is a plastic surgeon, they are nerdy fucking doctors. Then forget about the shallowness and full obessesion of these women to have to get plastic surgery. I would rather saw my own arm off than watch this show...........................speaking of which:
There is a 42 hour special with Tom Brokaw and the idiot who had to cut off his arm while hiking by himself. There is not one ounce of sorrow I feel for this ass. First of all what is everyones crutch with having to do something "exiciting" with there life. All these asses "seek adventure," and something ridiculous always happens. This idiot went out by himself into the middle of nowhere to go spelunking and shit, and got caught like a jerk. Good for him. This Tom Brokaw special is horrific, heres how it pretty much went for 2 straight hours;
BROKAW: (mumbling) At this point in the ordeal, what were you thinking?
HIKER DUDE: Well, I was scared thinking I wouldn't make it out of there alive.
WHOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Other things that are wasting my time on TV tonite: That Law & Order show with Ice T, some boxing reality show, a Katie Couric Biography, fear factor and a whole bunch of other crap. Basically I flipped between the football game and Jaws. I have seen Jaws approximately 3,000 times, it was made 29 years ago, and it is still the best fucking thing on right now. I mean come one people, put something on for me to watch, PLEASE!!!
On a lighter note, I am still home alone staring at the wall thinking about ending it all. A great man once said to me, "A fork in the neck is the quickest way out."
1 Comments:
Slipps- College Football Polls drive me nuts. Notre Dame and Michigan now have the same record after Notre Dame beat Michigan, yet Michigan is in the Top 20, ND is not. Boise St and Fresno needed to crack the Top 25" after 2 quality wins. I know at end of day these types of teams will work themselves BCS contention with loses to Hawaii or Nevada but still. Come on. BillyP
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