People, and Why I hate them
Now we are all agreed I am a total loser, and I have very little luck with females of the opposite gender. Don Juan I am not, so when there is any chance of me getting a little piece. I need all the help I can get, not people hindering the prosecution.
So here is the deal. There is this new lady at work, whom I am definitely all about. My friends Matt & Jerome wanted to go out tonite, so we decided to go get some dinner and drinks at the Salty Nut. We call our buddy Tom and he says hey I am over at Jillians with all the girls from work (two of whom, Tara & Patti, I am friends with), he then says to my friend Matt on the phone, that girl Kris wants to talk to is even over here. I figure, perfect score, now I have a chance to go see her in a more social setting get to know her a little see what the deal is. Well by the time I get there she is obviously gone, but I see no big loss in that. So I am talking to my friend Tara and my buddy Matt is talking to all the other people that were around. It turns out all these people, none of whom I know, were anticipating my arrival. They said to Matt, oh that is that guy Kris who wanted to get here so he could talk to Gertrude (this is not her real name). What the fuck is all that about?? Obviously someone who I know and trust as a friend makes me look like a total freak, like I am obsessed with this girl. I mean who are these fucking people and why the fuck are they talking about me, you know what fuck them bitches. That really pisses me off, when people I don't even know are all up in my shit and talking about me, I will stab every fucking one of them to death.
Then next, my friend Patti pissed me off. We are talking and this other girl comes over and she introduces me to her. Very casually, she then asks me, "hey don't you think I should introduce her to Jerome and try and set them up, wouldn't they be cool together." Jerome, Jerome, What the fuck, and I chopped liver? I mean would I not be a good match for this girl? Do I not have a penis? That is some bullshit, and then I felt like saying (Jerome is a good looking guy) Jerome would have not have anything to do with this ugly fat skank. I really should have set that, then dropped kick everyone of them and ran out of the bar.
This was a great day to. I had a good day at work and even caught Old School Rap day on BET, watched some good Olympics. Dammit, I hate everyone, sans for the people who actually read this gibberish.
So here is the deal. There is this new lady at work, whom I am definitely all about. My friends Matt & Jerome wanted to go out tonite, so we decided to go get some dinner and drinks at the Salty Nut. We call our buddy Tom and he says hey I am over at Jillians with all the girls from work (two of whom, Tara & Patti, I am friends with), he then says to my friend Matt on the phone, that girl Kris wants to talk to is even over here. I figure, perfect score, now I have a chance to go see her in a more social setting get to know her a little see what the deal is. Well by the time I get there she is obviously gone, but I see no big loss in that. So I am talking to my friend Tara and my buddy Matt is talking to all the other people that were around. It turns out all these people, none of whom I know, were anticipating my arrival. They said to Matt, oh that is that guy Kris who wanted to get here so he could talk to Gertrude (this is not her real name). What the fuck is all that about?? Obviously someone who I know and trust as a friend makes me look like a total freak, like I am obsessed with this girl. I mean who are these fucking people and why the fuck are they talking about me, you know what fuck them bitches. That really pisses me off, when people I don't even know are all up in my shit and talking about me, I will stab every fucking one of them to death.
Then next, my friend Patti pissed me off. We are talking and this other girl comes over and she introduces me to her. Very casually, she then asks me, "hey don't you think I should introduce her to Jerome and try and set them up, wouldn't they be cool together." Jerome, Jerome, What the fuck, and I chopped liver? I mean would I not be a good match for this girl? Do I not have a penis? That is some bullshit, and then I felt like saying (Jerome is a good looking guy) Jerome would have not have anything to do with this ugly fat skank. I really should have set that, then dropped kick everyone of them and ran out of the bar.
This was a great day to. I had a good day at work and even caught Old School Rap day on BET, watched some good Olympics. Dammit, I hate everyone, sans for the people who actually read this gibberish.
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