Life Blows

Really I have nothing to add today, or any other day for that matter. I think humans are avoiding me because they know how much they piss me off. I do have a weekend full of travel and slutty white women ahead of me. I am certain to have some great stories from a weekend spent in the BWI corridor with people who have names like; Whitey, Marshmellow, Showers, and Clog. And I am certain none of those stories will involve me and the slutty white women. So I will be tardy on my movie reviews because I will not get to the theatre until Sunday or Monday. Please keep reading the site and posting ridiculous responses three times in a row, MARK. I will certainly come up with something more entertaining to write soon I promise.

I leave you tonite with a favorite quote of mine:

"When a man, for whatever reason, has the opportunity to lead an extraordinary life, he has no right to keep it to himself"