The Governator and the Elephants
The Republican National Convention has been put into full speed tonite. The RNC called out some of the heavy hitters tonite, including Arnold Schwarzenegger and the Bush Family. Is there anyone cooler than Arnold? I think not, and in the same breathe is there anyone more painful to listen to?
As for what he said, most of it was pretty good. The one thing that made me crack up was when he talked about how he believes in a party that does not get led around by business's but what is right for the individual. I mean come on Arnold, you are not fooling anyone with a comment like that. Most of his speech was very good, I feel he reached people, he definately has a magnatism to him. He also has a lot of bowtox to him, but we will get to that later. He played the war card alot, which was very suprising to me. It seems that the RNC is banking on the war thing and pointing out the positives that it has brought to the area and in the fight against terrorism. When he talked about where he grew up and his emmigration to this country and how much of a land of opportunity thios country is was very very good. And whether you are Republican or Democrat or anything else you have to agree that this land is great because of those reasons that he pointed out. The political process doed give me a tingle sometimes, I enjoy watching these conventions and seeing the convictions people have about this great land.
Now for the silly stuff:
-Honestly who has more bowtox, Arnold or his wife?
-I would still do dirty nasty things to Maria Shriver and she is about 60 years old.
-Barbra and Jenna Bush, they are hotties. Barb has a nice face and some good yams and Jenna is a little thicker with the bubble butt, and you know she is a total freak.
-How angry a man is Dick Cheney. He looks like he wants to go on a murderous rampage all the time. The Bush daughters (how funny is that to say) were up there making some little jokes and everyone was getting a nice little laugh. Then they make a Dick Cheney joke and they show him in the crowd not laughing or smiling, just stewing because he has not ordered the bombing of any brown people in the last 30 minutes. What a psycho!!
-Are there enough white people at Madison Square Garden this week? I have not seen so many old white people since....... well...............ummmm the last Republican National Convention
-How out of place is a black person at the RNC? It's like a white person at Showtime at the Apollo. I mean come on people these are funny fucking jokes
Well enjoy the rest of the weeks festivities.
As for what he said, most of it was pretty good. The one thing that made me crack up was when he talked about how he believes in a party that does not get led around by business's but what is right for the individual. I mean come on Arnold, you are not fooling anyone with a comment like that. Most of his speech was very good, I feel he reached people, he definately has a magnatism to him. He also has a lot of bowtox to him, but we will get to that later. He played the war card alot, which was very suprising to me. It seems that the RNC is banking on the war thing and pointing out the positives that it has brought to the area and in the fight against terrorism. When he talked about where he grew up and his emmigration to this country and how much of a land of opportunity thios country is was very very good. And whether you are Republican or Democrat or anything else you have to agree that this land is great because of those reasons that he pointed out. The political process doed give me a tingle sometimes, I enjoy watching these conventions and seeing the convictions people have about this great land.
Now for the silly stuff:
-Honestly who has more bowtox, Arnold or his wife?
-I would still do dirty nasty things to Maria Shriver and she is about 60 years old.
-Barbra and Jenna Bush, they are hotties. Barb has a nice face and some good yams and Jenna is a little thicker with the bubble butt, and you know she is a total freak.
-How angry a man is Dick Cheney. He looks like he wants to go on a murderous rampage all the time. The Bush daughters (how funny is that to say) were up there making some little jokes and everyone was getting a nice little laugh. Then they make a Dick Cheney joke and they show him in the crowd not laughing or smiling, just stewing because he has not ordered the bombing of any brown people in the last 30 minutes. What a psycho!!
-Are there enough white people at Madison Square Garden this week? I have not seen so many old white people since....... well...............ummmm the last Republican National Convention
-How out of place is a black person at the RNC? It's like a white person at Showtime at the Apollo. I mean come on people these are funny fucking jokes
Well enjoy the rest of the weeks festivities.
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