The Weekend Wrap 11/11-11/13
We are changing up The Weekend Wrap a little, so look for the new topic headings. Also, there may be a slight change of plans for “The Wisdom.” I may be doing some more stuff with my friend Dan Filowitz and his Talk station sight and there main sponsor CONK! Be sure to check back for regular updates, because the sight may be changing to a new home.
THIS I KNOW
Everyone on the San Francisco 49ers field goal team should be immediately cut. There is not way you can let a guy run 108 yards on your team, especially a play that was not planned, there was no blocking scheme set up for him. Plus these guys play for the 49ers and are only on special teams, so they are not that good anyway, I hope they all get cut today, that would rule.
Speaking of shitty special teams, the Giants defense should challenge their special teams to a celebrity death match, put it on Pay-Per View and give the money to charity. Seriously, the Giant defense was stout yesterday, particularly in the 1st half, and the special teams fucking blew ass. If I was Michael Strahan I would choke slam the Coach in charge of special teams.
The Ole Ball Coach can Coach ‘em up. Steve Spurrier is working miracles at South Carolina right now. He said it himself, they are defying football logic; “We can’t stop teams from running the football, and we don’t run it particularly well,” yet they continue to win games. I am now an official believer, Spurrier will be doing real big things here at South Carolina in the very near future.
Finally, the Knicks have won a game. So right now we are paying Larry Brown approximately $10 million per win, not a bad deal when you think about it. The Knicks got a road win in Sacramento, not really that hard when you look at the Kings team. Hmmm, I believe there was someone last week who said he was not drinking the Kings Kool aid? I wonder who that could have been.
DOUBLE TAKE
Ummmm, don’t look now folks, but the Penn State train is rolling along. If Texas or USC was to slip up here at the end of the year, Joe Pa could be playing for a national title.
And let us not forget that this team is doing it with some youngsters on the squad, so they should continue to get better. Where are the Joe Pa bashers now?
Pssstt, the Carolina Panthers have won 6 games in a row. They are now in sole possession of first place in the NFC South, and are challenging for home field advantage. This team has some of the best playmakers you’ve never heard of like Ricky Manning, Steve Smith, and Marlon McCree. For my money, I would take Steve Smith over any receiver in the game (even ones currently under suspension), all the guy does is make big play after big play, and he may well be the MVP of the league.
TOO FUNNY
Jesse Jackson released a statement late last week calling the Terrell Owens suspension much too severe. Jesse Jackson!!!! Jesse Jackson, is this really the person you want sticking up for you TO? You are better off having Drew Rosenhaus in your corner, and he is the Ass Clown that got you in this mess. Jesse, stick to doing whatever it is you do when you are not coming up with Clyde Frazier-esque rhymes.
Nextel Cup Driver and reigning champion Kurt Busch was pulled over and cited for excessive speed and reckless driving last week. He was promptly suspended by his team for the remainder of the season. A NASCAR driver pulled over for speeding and reckless driving, what a shocker. Who knew that these redneck hillbillies would get in their own cars and drive like maniacs. Plus he apparently was loaded too; a loaded redneck hillbilly race car driver, nothing could be finer!!
OLD SCHOOL RAP LYRIC OF THE WEEK
You say neat-o, check your libido
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down just to start the wedding
And there's one more girl you won't be getting
So you start thinkin then you start blinking
The bridesmaid looks and thinks that you're winking
She thinks your kinda cute so she winks back
And now your feelin really firm cause the girl is stacked
THIS I KNOW
Everyone on the San Francisco 49ers field goal team should be immediately cut. There is not way you can let a guy run 108 yards on your team, especially a play that was not planned, there was no blocking scheme set up for him. Plus these guys play for the 49ers and are only on special teams, so they are not that good anyway, I hope they all get cut today, that would rule.
Speaking of shitty special teams, the Giants defense should challenge their special teams to a celebrity death match, put it on Pay-Per View and give the money to charity. Seriously, the Giant defense was stout yesterday, particularly in the 1st half, and the special teams fucking blew ass. If I was Michael Strahan I would choke slam the Coach in charge of special teams.
The Ole Ball Coach can Coach ‘em up. Steve Spurrier is working miracles at South Carolina right now. He said it himself, they are defying football logic; “We can’t stop teams from running the football, and we don’t run it particularly well,” yet they continue to win games. I am now an official believer, Spurrier will be doing real big things here at South Carolina in the very near future.
Finally, the Knicks have won a game. So right now we are paying Larry Brown approximately $10 million per win, not a bad deal when you think about it. The Knicks got a road win in Sacramento, not really that hard when you look at the Kings team. Hmmm, I believe there was someone last week who said he was not drinking the Kings Kool aid? I wonder who that could have been.
DOUBLE TAKE
Ummmm, don’t look now folks, but the Penn State train is rolling along. If Texas or USC was to slip up here at the end of the year, Joe Pa could be playing for a national title.
And let us not forget that this team is doing it with some youngsters on the squad, so they should continue to get better. Where are the Joe Pa bashers now?
Pssstt, the Carolina Panthers have won 6 games in a row. They are now in sole possession of first place in the NFC South, and are challenging for home field advantage. This team has some of the best playmakers you’ve never heard of like Ricky Manning, Steve Smith, and Marlon McCree. For my money, I would take Steve Smith over any receiver in the game (even ones currently under suspension), all the guy does is make big play after big play, and he may well be the MVP of the league.
TOO FUNNY
Jesse Jackson released a statement late last week calling the Terrell Owens suspension much too severe. Jesse Jackson!!!! Jesse Jackson, is this really the person you want sticking up for you TO? You are better off having Drew Rosenhaus in your corner, and he is the Ass Clown that got you in this mess. Jesse, stick to doing whatever it is you do when you are not coming up with Clyde Frazier-esque rhymes.
Nextel Cup Driver and reigning champion Kurt Busch was pulled over and cited for excessive speed and reckless driving last week. He was promptly suspended by his team for the remainder of the season. A NASCAR driver pulled over for speeding and reckless driving, what a shocker. Who knew that these redneck hillbillies would get in their own cars and drive like maniacs. Plus he apparently was loaded too; a loaded redneck hillbilly race car driver, nothing could be finer!!
OLD SCHOOL RAP LYRIC OF THE WEEK
You say neat-o, check your libido
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down just to start the wedding
And there's one more girl you won't be getting
So you start thinkin then you start blinking
The bridesmaid looks and thinks that you're winking
She thinks your kinda cute so she winks back
And now your feelin really firm cause the girl is stacked
5 Comments:
First off, Arod won the MVP so all you Big Sloppy supporters can all go blow each other!!! Stll no DH has ever won it, and I hope it stays that way! And congrats to you Yanks' fans for finally getting an MVP after all these great years with great players!!
Secondly, as painful as that Giants game was to watch they still nearly won even when the QB blew, the WR's couldn't catch and the special teams were locked inside the team shower.... ironically that loss showed me something. How good will Osi Umenyiore be??? Damn he looks like Simieron Rice out there. In the backfield on every play!
Hey wasn't TO's old agent the reason for all this crap? I mean if they guy could file for free agency on time then TO would have nobody to blame!
WAR Billy Wagner closing in Shea
WAR Jaromir Jager leading the Rangers to a division title
WAR Richard Jefferson making the All Star team
Thanks for the vine...I'm out!
In defense of the 49ers FG team, take into consideration that those are the biggest, slowest guys on the team, and that is one of those plays that you never think about the guy returning it. Most people think that on a FG attempt, once the kick has stopped flying through the air, the play is dead. The person who should be cut is the coach for sending them out there for that long of a kick in Category 5 hurricane force winds. I bet it's TORTURE for him to see that replayed. ESPN should be shut down for torturing him like that.
I agree, ESPN should get rid of Stuart Scott. He's more annoying than, say, well, Kris DeBlasio. BOOYAH!
This makes me laugh pretty hard!
http://www.americanangst.com/dingfries.html
Did the TalkStation address change? I had it listed as a favorite, but when I go there now, I can't get to it.
It may be my inferior computer, but if you could list the website again, I'm sure it would help us technologically declined persona...
and that was Young MC, who wrote for Tone Loc and failed in his solo efforts in front of the mic.
Father MC OUT
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