Ode to Theo
Where have you gone Theo Epstein, our nation turns it’s lonely eyes to you….Woo…woo…woo!!
The only thing we have to Theo is Theo itself
Say it ain’t so Theo, say it ain’t so!!!
O, Theo, Theo, Wherefore art thou Theo?
Ask not what your Country can do for you, but what you can do for Theo.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says every time a bell rings, a Theo gets his wings.
Mr. Epstein, tear down this wall
I know it was you Theo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Theo Epstein.
You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you Theo.
I did not have sexual relations with Theo.
I AM Theo Epstein! And I see a whole army of my country men, here, in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?
My name's Theo Epstein. People call me Theo Epstein.
Bluto: What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Ramirez, he's a dead man! Ortiz, dead! Theo Epstein...
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part
The only thing we have to Theo is Theo itself
Say it ain’t so Theo, say it ain’t so!!!
O, Theo, Theo, Wherefore art thou Theo?
Ask not what your Country can do for you, but what you can do for Theo.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says every time a bell rings, a Theo gets his wings.
Mr. Epstein, tear down this wall
I know it was you Theo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Theo Epstein.
You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you Theo.
I did not have sexual relations with Theo.
I AM Theo Epstein! And I see a whole army of my country men, here, in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?
My name's Theo Epstein. People call me Theo Epstein.
Bluto: What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Ramirez, he's a dead man! Ortiz, dead! Theo Epstein...
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part
6 Comments:
This blog is just getting silly now! This is the stupidest thing you've ever posted!
And what's wrong with cheating on your wife?? Right Billy?
Slipper - lay off the acid and tell me more about how losing to South Carolina now requires a team to axe somebody (see Tennessee). Danny - it's not really cheating if it's only done in your mind in a room full of people while your watching nurses play drinking games. WHP
Thanks Dan, I thought it was brilliant too. It was something abstract, out of the ordinary. Certainly I could have talked about all the football over the weekend, but that would have been boring.
Although, Billy, I will say this, Randy Sanders was on his way out after about Game 2 this season, when the inevitable www.fireRandySanders.com became a big internet hit. Losing to the Gamecocks had very little to do with it, it was more the 3 point performance against Alabama and the 10 point performance versus Florida.
I'm trying to figure out if this is the gleeful rants of a Yankee fan, happy that the man that made smart moves is gone from his team's biggest rival,
The soapbox songs of a fat man
OR
A laugh, despite overlooking the fact that Theo will never be able to top bringing the first World Series title in a lifetime and a half to Boston, a place where he can walk down the street and get head in the bathroom of any restaraunt from Salem and the North Shore to Martha's Vineyard from lifelong Saux fans ages 12 to 84.
Either way, What's Clark Kent without a telephone booth? What is a liquor if it ain't 80 proof? What is the youth if it ain't rebelling, what's Ralph Kramden if he ain't yelling at Theo Esptien?
ROCKY TOP YOU'LL ALWAYS BE HOME SWEET HOME TO ME, GOOD OLE ROCKY TOP, ROCKY TOP TENNESSEE!
Hit that line! Hit that line! Keep on going,
Move that ball right down the field!
Give a cheer. Rah! Rah! Never fear. Rah! Rah!
Arkansas will never yield!
On your toes, Razorbacks, to the finish,
Carry on with all your might!
For it’s A-A-A-R-K-A-N-S-A-S for Arkansas!
Fight! Fight! Fi-i-i-ght!
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Pig Sooie
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Pig Sooie, RAZORBACK!!!!
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