Friday, December 16, 2005

The Love Boat

Finally, some charges have been brought against the Minnesota Vikings players who took a “3 Hour Tour” two months ago on Lake Minnetonka. All Hail Fred Smoot, this entire cruise was his idea and he apparently fit the bill for it too. I knew someday that Mississippi State education would pay off for him.

What was great about this whole thing was reading what was in the lawsuit against these guys, and having to hear a police spokesperson actually say what these guys did. Fred Smoot used a double headed dildo and “manipulated it” back and for the between two woman. Wow, that is awesome; I want to be on the next cruise. Bryant McKinnie apparently threw some whore on the bar and just started munching her rug in front of everyone. The bar people, that means there was a bartender right there serving drinks to everyone while McKinnie was tonguing out the filth in her cooter.

Daunte Culpepper and Moe Williams I guess just fondled some chick on the deck while getting lap dances, what a bunch of losers. It really sounds like they just did all this stuff right there on the decks of these boats directly in front of the crew and for any passing by boats to see. That is why what they did is a crime. Yes a crime, but also one hell of a way to pass time on a lazy Tuesday afternoon in October.

The most upsetting thing about yesterday’s charges was the lack of sufficient evidence to charge anyone with violating the Mann Act for transporting prostitutes across state lines. There was insufficient evidence on whether or not the women were “paid” for their services or had their travel expenses paid for. Damn, I really wanted that charge to stick, that was the one I was counting on.

Now this last thing has nothing to do with the cruise but is football related. Did I miss the time when Donovan McNabb raped some body’s child? What did this guy ever do to anyone? From his very first day in the NFL, draft day, he was booed mercilessly by the Philly faithful. Then that crazy ass white man said he only played cause he was a brother, then he had the TO thing, now some NAACP guy telling him how to live his life. And through it all has McNabb ever said anything? Not that I can recall, the guy just shows up, does his job, plays through pain, and wins football games. Now I know we got into this whole thing a few weeks ago about why all of a sudden to we care about “class” when it comes to athletes, but seriously this guy never did anything to anyone. He has a talent whereby he gets paid millions of dollars and is in the public eye, but this guy would be the same man even if he didn’t. He is hardworking and dedicated to his craft, and that’s it. That is all we ask in America, you roll up your sleeves and do your job to the best of your ability.

5 Comments:

Blogger Yurri The Fucking Giant said...

I can't believe the Vikings were charged with committing crimes.... I mean they were "out in international waters". Such a brilliant quote!!!!

The guy from the NAACP should not only be fired but have his color taken away! I don't understand the double talk. Aren't activists always complaining about people sterotyping black QB's as being uneducated, non pocket passers, and more or less just running backs with an arm? Well here's a black QB that is trying to learn the position of QB the correct way instead of taking off down field after 2 seconds with nobody open, and he's criticized for not being a run first QB! Pick a side and stick with it. You can't have it both ways!!!!

McNabb is truley a warrior and a classy individual for avoiding pissing contests at every corner. The people of Philly should be making a bronze statue of him to praise! He's everything that's right with the game!!!

11:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

imperial~
fred smoot played at clemson i thought.

2:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You thought wrong. Smoot was one of Jackie Sherrill's thugeed out dope-heads that lead to his being forced out. However, I think it's great that his junior year, even while we were ass-pounding their defense, he talked shit. Not to our players, but to Lou Holtz. That has to be the best thing ever done on a college football field. Maybe not, there was also the time that Jabar Gaffney told Sheldon Brown that he felt like they were at practice because our fans were so quiet. And in the same game, Reche Caldwell asked Andre Goodman where our fans were. Florida won that game 52-17. But Smoot really did talk shit to his opponent's head coach. That's cool. Almost as cool as using a double headed dildo on two trailer-park sluts at once.

7:30 PM  
Blogger Yurri The Fucking Giant said...

Tiki Barber............MVP!

12:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brett Favre..........MVP!!!!!!!

8:31 PM  

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