The Daily Nooner
- Here are the top 5 reasons why Horse Racing is not a sport and why horses are not athletes. Dateline: LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- Kentucky Derby contender Consolidator was retired Monday because of a fractured bone in his right front ankle. This is an actual headline, one of the 3 favorites for the most important race in the sport retires 6 days before the event because of a broken ankle. What is this shit? Tough it you fucking pussy. And what about retiring? Done, that’s it for your career, one ankle injury and your done? No wonder nobody watches this fucking shit. Yes I know that is only one reason, but it is dumb enough to be 5.
- What about this whore in Georgia? This lady is a fucking joke. The only bigger joke than her is this dude who still wants to marry her. Hey pal, did the fake kidnapping not give it way. She doesn’t want you. Heck, even I would take that hint, and I am terrible at taking hints. This guy must be some kind of loser if he is still going to go through with it. Now I know some will say her family his stinking rich, but with what just happened one would think her daddy has some rich lawyer who will make sure that in the pre-nuptial that this guy gets nothing once they eventually get divorced. Imagine if a guy pulled a stunt like this? He would be getting killed by woman and woman activists all across the country.
- What does Allen Iverson have to do to be loved? Really at this point anyone who cannot just flat out appreciate his basketball skill needs to be shot. Honestly, have you ever watched this guy play? He lays it on the line like nobody I have ever seen. The best comparison you can make is Larry Bird. He will do anything to win the game, whatever it takes. I know you will say, “Hey fatso, his team is not winning, they are down 3-1.” True, but not because of this dude. Heck the other day he had 37 points and 15 assists. That means he was directly involved in 67 of his teams points. You people are well aware of the fact that Samuel Dalembert and Willie Green are on his team, please give this guy a fighting chance. (Turd don’t give me some Philly talk about how much Dalembert has improved, he is averaging the very same 8 pts and 7 rebs as he did last year)
- Hey I went all weekend without hearing some new story about what Curt Schilling said today. All this talk of these older pitchers who are future Hall of Famer’s has made me think about where these guys rank. Over the weekend I heard 3 separate discussions by experts on this subject. Without going into to much detail I will take the time to tell you where they rank. Roger Clemens, Greg Maddux, Randy Johnson, Pedro Martinez, Tom Glavine, John Smoltz, Curt Schilling, and Andy Pettitte. The latter 4 borderline 1st ballot guys. Look the stats up yourself, well I already have and I am telling you that is the order.
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- Kellen Winslow Jr has now hurt himself in a motorcycle accident and may miss part of this season. In fact the Cleveland Browns are concerned that he might have re-injured his surgically repaired right knee. Well let me be the first to say, it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. This guy is such a loser it is sickening. He had the same attitude that Terrell Owens or Randy Moss has, except he had it while being a Tight End in college. Hey pal, do something in the league before you start running your trap all the damn time.
- What about this whore in Georgia? This lady is a fucking joke. The only bigger joke than her is this dude who still wants to marry her. Hey pal, did the fake kidnapping not give it way. She doesn’t want you. Heck, even I would take that hint, and I am terrible at taking hints. This guy must be some kind of loser if he is still going to go through with it. Now I know some will say her family his stinking rich, but with what just happened one would think her daddy has some rich lawyer who will make sure that in the pre-nuptial that this guy gets nothing once they eventually get divorced. Imagine if a guy pulled a stunt like this? He would be getting killed by woman and woman activists all across the country.
- What does Allen Iverson have to do to be loved? Really at this point anyone who cannot just flat out appreciate his basketball skill needs to be shot. Honestly, have you ever watched this guy play? He lays it on the line like nobody I have ever seen. The best comparison you can make is Larry Bird. He will do anything to win the game, whatever it takes. I know you will say, “Hey fatso, his team is not winning, they are down 3-1.” True, but not because of this dude. Heck the other day he had 37 points and 15 assists. That means he was directly involved in 67 of his teams points. You people are well aware of the fact that Samuel Dalembert and Willie Green are on his team, please give this guy a fighting chance. (Turd don’t give me some Philly talk about how much Dalembert has improved, he is averaging the very same 8 pts and 7 rebs as he did last year)
- Hey I went all weekend without hearing some new story about what Curt Schilling said today. All this talk of these older pitchers who are future Hall of Famer’s has made me think about where these guys rank. Over the weekend I heard 3 separate discussions by experts on this subject. Without going into to much detail I will take the time to tell you where they rank. Roger Clemens, Greg Maddux, Randy Johnson, Pedro Martinez, Tom Glavine, John Smoltz, Curt Schilling, and Andy Pettitte. The latter 4 borderline 1st ballot guys. Look the stats up yourself, well I already have and I am telling you that is the order.
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- Kellen Winslow Jr has now hurt himself in a motorcycle accident and may miss part of this season. In fact the Cleveland Browns are concerned that he might have re-injured his surgically repaired right knee. Well let me be the first to say, it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. This guy is such a loser it is sickening. He had the same attitude that Terrell Owens or Randy Moss has, except he had it while being a Tight End in college. Hey pal, do something in the league before you start running your trap all the damn time.
4 Comments:
I'd let Kellen Winslow drive over me in a motorcycle to have someone kidnap my wife!!!!!!!
you mean like Jerome Williams???
Dan,
In fact I would much rather see Allen Iverson and his homies in line behind me at a Starbucks. The reason being, if I ever stepped foot in a Starbucks I would hope that some thugs come in and rob the place and I go down in the hail of gunfire that them and the cops produce. I could only hope that the Iverson crew would committ sed holdup and I would lie dead on the floor, that is the punmishment I deserve for stepping into such an evil establishment like Starbucks.
Apparently you and I have the same dream. I'd give my right ass to see you get drilled full of lead by a bunch of ghetto shmoogies covered in Frappachinos.
Remember when you bought Julie Thomas fudge in hopes she'd bang you??? Great plan!! That was fun, she's a whore!
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