The Daily Nooner
- Sorry it has been a few days folks. I did have a lot on my mind that I wanted to talk about, but the euphoria over the Gamecocks upset of #3 Kentucky has kept me busy. My voice is still hoarse from screaming in ecstasy and having fun with everyone after the game, as well as the 50 phone calls that I have had to endure. Hopefully it will continue this weekend when we travel to Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
- There was a big Jimmy Buffet concert in town last night. This is just something I don’t get. This whole fascination people have with Buffet doesn’t make sense to me. I hate the stupid term “Parrot Head” too. Believe me I have tried listening to about 20 different Buffet albums and I don’t get him. I won’t say all of his songs are bad, there are few I dig, but not nearly enough to wet myself every time the guy has a concert. These people go nuts with the partying and tailgating and tell you “it’s about the lifestyle, man, not just the music.” What lifestyle? He lives a great lifestyle I understand that, the last thing I want is for this guy to remind me that all he does is hang out on the beach and drink margarita’s all day. That would just piss me off knowing that I have to go to work tomorrow. Lastly, his fans yell at you if you don’t love his music. “Oh my god, how could you not love buffet? What’s wrong with you?” Hey listen a-holes, he sucks, get over it.
- I will be totally honest, my secret pleasure of all time is watching anything having to do with Michael Jackson. This guy is a fucking nut bag. There was a 2 hour special last night and I was glued to the TV the whole time. I can’t even explain what a loon this guys is. I cannot wait for this trial and the reenactments on E! each night.
- I almost hung myself last night while watching my Wacko Jacko special. There was a commercial for the upcoming episode of Primetime Live with Diane Sawyer. On the episode there is going to be some “moving” interview with some super model name Prezva Pornovekia or some shit like that and her harrowing experience during the Tsunami. How she hung on to a tree and tried to save the man she loved. Oh my god, will this be the most awful thing of all time. I hate myself for even mentioning it here, but I was so filled with anger while watching the commercial. God, I thought I was done with the fucking Tsunami
- Speaking of natural disasters I survived my first today. Yes that’s right folks, you can look it up. Columbia South Carolina was rocked by a 3.1 earthquake today. In fact it was so raucus I never even felt it. And in fact I do not know anyone else who did. But it was an official earthquake and I lived to tell about it. But hey you don’t see me crying to Diane Sawyer and her bowtoxed face and coligen lips.
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- I can’t even describe to you the humor that is provided to me on a daily basis by one website. So instead of trying to describe it, I just recommend htt://badjocks.com. It rules, I just fucking rules, nothing else to say about it.
OLD SCHOOL RAP LYRIC OF THE WEEK:
So jet to the store, and buy the LP
On Jive/RCA, cassettes and CD's
Produced and arranged by the four-man crew
And oh shit, Skeff Anslem, he gets props too
Make sure you have a system with some phat house speakers
So the new shit can rock, from Mars to Massapequo
Cuz where I come from quality is job one
And everybody up on Linden know we get the job done
- There was a big Jimmy Buffet concert in town last night. This is just something I don’t get. This whole fascination people have with Buffet doesn’t make sense to me. I hate the stupid term “Parrot Head” too. Believe me I have tried listening to about 20 different Buffet albums and I don’t get him. I won’t say all of his songs are bad, there are few I dig, but not nearly enough to wet myself every time the guy has a concert. These people go nuts with the partying and tailgating and tell you “it’s about the lifestyle, man, not just the music.” What lifestyle? He lives a great lifestyle I understand that, the last thing I want is for this guy to remind me that all he does is hang out on the beach and drink margarita’s all day. That would just piss me off knowing that I have to go to work tomorrow. Lastly, his fans yell at you if you don’t love his music. “Oh my god, how could you not love buffet? What’s wrong with you?” Hey listen a-holes, he sucks, get over it.
- I will be totally honest, my secret pleasure of all time is watching anything having to do with Michael Jackson. This guy is a fucking nut bag. There was a 2 hour special last night and I was glued to the TV the whole time. I can’t even explain what a loon this guys is. I cannot wait for this trial and the reenactments on E! each night.
- I almost hung myself last night while watching my Wacko Jacko special. There was a commercial for the upcoming episode of Primetime Live with Diane Sawyer. On the episode there is going to be some “moving” interview with some super model name Prezva Pornovekia or some shit like that and her harrowing experience during the Tsunami. How she hung on to a tree and tried to save the man she loved. Oh my god, will this be the most awful thing of all time. I hate myself for even mentioning it here, but I was so filled with anger while watching the commercial. God, I thought I was done with the fucking Tsunami
- Speaking of natural disasters I survived my first today. Yes that’s right folks, you can look it up. Columbia South Carolina was rocked by a 3.1 earthquake today. In fact it was so raucus I never even felt it. And in fact I do not know anyone else who did. But it was an official earthquake and I lived to tell about it. But hey you don’t see me crying to Diane Sawyer and her bowtoxed face and coligen lips.
AND
- I can’t even describe to you the humor that is provided to me on a daily basis by one website. So instead of trying to describe it, I just recommend htt://badjocks.com. It rules, I just fucking rules, nothing else to say about it.
OLD SCHOOL RAP LYRIC OF THE WEEK:
So jet to the store, and buy the LP
On Jive/RCA, cassettes and CD's
Produced and arranged by the four-man crew
And oh shit, Skeff Anslem, he gets props too
Make sure you have a system with some phat house speakers
So the new shit can rock, from Mars to Massapequo
Cuz where I come from quality is job one
And everybody up on Linden know we get the job done
1 Comments:
imperial wizard
jazz by a tribe called quest, even i know that one. it makes me giggle/laugh to hear how much you think mj is a loon. hopefully you wont be called a racist like me because i guess mj is white now, right? go cocks
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