Monday, January 30, 2006

A Whirlwind

For some reason this season has seemed to be busier than the last and my Wisdom has suffered. In the last 10 days I have spent 6 of them on the road in different exotic southeastern locals as well as trying to move out of my apartment and into a friend’s house. I have probably put my head down in 8 different places in 10 days. And yes there were some things we missed here on The Wisdom Andrew, like a whale dying of dehydration and Kobe dropping 81. But alas, we have recovered, we have taken a nice cold shower and we are back, sort of!!

The only Super Bowl talk will come on Friday’s super Bowl preview edition. Except for this one tidbit I learned from the great Mitch Albom yesterday. He said he always makes his Super Bowl pick right after the championship games have ended, because in the 2 week hiatus nothing that the two teams have changes in any significant way, but everyone listens to all the hype and their mind changes 15 different times. So I will stick with what I thought last Sunday, tune in Friday to find out. (we call that a tease)

81, my girlfriend sucked 81 dicks!!!
Okay, so that is not the real line from the movie, but Kobe did drop 81 last week. Why do all you people hate him again? Cause he raped some white bitch? Jeez, everyone makes a mistake here and there, and what does that have to do with him dropping game on the Raptors? I never saw a guy take so much crap for achieving an incredible athletic feat. Seriously, if Jordan had done this we would have him give the State of the Union address tonight. I know everyone blames Kobe for the whole break up of the Lakers, and listen nobody loves the Diesel as much as I do, but as I remember it was the Diesel who repeatedly came into camp out of shape, elected to wait until the season started to have toe surgery, and even was the one pointing up at Jerry Buss and yelling “PAY ME” as he was dunking balls. But it was all Kobe’s fault, I mean basically between Kobe and W we can pretty much corner the blame on everything in American history on these two.

Hamas for me, Hamas for you
Now I don’t always like to make light of potential serious world issues, but in this case I some what have to. I mean in America we complain about voter apathy, but how apathetic does your voter turnout have to be if you allow the terrorists to win the majority in your parliament? Seriously, you can’t have the Klan run for all the open seats in the US Senate and let them win. Hamas is responsible for more acts of sensless random violence than probably all other terrorist organizations in the middle east. Now they rest in seats of power, things could get real testy here. Alright, sorry enough serious talk.

Mine Kampf

What the fuck is going on in the mining industry right now? There are 30 something miners now trapped in some mine in Saskatchawan. Of course we had the terrible 2 weeks in West Virginia were people were getting trapped in mines faster than they could propose to their sisters. I mean come on folks, when the mountains start to rumble get the fuck out. Are these mining disasters happening all the time and now we are just reporting them more often? Or is a conspiracy by the filmmakers of the movie North Country to rally up support for the mining industry and drum up some Oscar buzz for the movie? See I always know the alternative motive behind all this stuff, you just need to look to find the conspiracy.

And finally today a missed news item by most of those in the mainstream, well really it happened at a nothing basketball game. Last Thursday night at a JV high school girls basketball game there were 143 free throws shot, fourteen total girls fouled out (7 from each team) and they game ended 4 on 3. Think about that, 143 free throws, that is ridiculous!!!

8 Comments:

Blogger Yurri The Fucking Giant said...

OK, really don't care about any of the garbage you just babbled on about, but I wanted to tell you that I was at York College this past weekend for the alumni basketball games. Yes I saw many funny people, and yes one of them was Alaska's own Brent Fortuni, who spoke highly of you. But the best part was a 2 dozen or so people questioned me about Slipp's wedding and who this girl was!!! Brilliant! Yeah apparently you've pulled your fat wool over everyone's eyes and now they all think you're married!

PS- I took a terrific picture down the back of Vern Burn's pants with my camera phone. Let me know if you would like to see the chubby red thong and Pete Belawske like plumbers crack!!

WAR Martins Is Spartans

Yurrie OUT!

11:55 AM  
Blogger THE INNOVATOR said...

Thanks Andrew for that insighful commentary into the mining disaster situation. See, I had not know that for a few reasons. First off I am dumb republican who doesn't want to hear about stuff like that. Two, I have never heard or read anything like that when watching reports of these disasters, the media just wants you to feel sorry for the people, but never really explain why these things happen. So now I am more educated and I thank you.

But again, you helped proved one of my points, that if we think long and hard enough we really can just throw W and Kobe under the bus for every problem.........EVER!!

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought I was in for a Justin Kamph mention, but I guess the original Ultimate Warrior will stay hidden in the shadows...
Iraq is the modern day Veitnam, except it will probably end up a lot worse.
The only miners I care about come from UTEP and upset No. 6 seeds in the tourney. The rest are just rednecks, but it's nice to learn something new whenever I come to this site.
Everybody hates Kobe because everybody hated Michael. Let's not forget that a lot of people hated on that guy, but repsected him - Just like everyone does now. Either way, it's the NBA so who really cares. We're less than 17 days away from pitchers and catchers.
By the way, if anyone saw that ESPN report on Nate Newton, was it just me that noticed that he got caught twice transporting over 150 POUNDS OF WEED and only did 2 AND A HALF YEARS IN THE JOINT (No pun intended).
What the fuck is up with that.
Tommy Chong OUT

1:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about unsafe working conditions... Vern Burn in thong. Kobe probably wouldn't even post her up. My favorite thing to come out of the 81 points fiasco was Vince Carter's rant on "teamwork". Oh, sweet irony. BP

1:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least Kobe didn't get his father murdered.

2:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

143 foul shots? Were thes JV chick throwing punches at each other. Throw a littel Jello on the court and you would have a batchelor party (Yeah, maybe that should be added to the mythical Slipps wedding story).
(Kris' Other brother)

8:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.

2:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.

6:40 AM  

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