Championship Weekend and other thoughts
Ummm, I have been listening to all the banter this weekend leading up to the championships and I am now ready to reveal my picks, my eagerly awaited picks. I will brag that I basically nailed that Steelers/Colts game, I know my shit, sometimes.
Everyone loves Seattle, and I for some reason have a blatant disregard for everyone on that football team, moreover everyone in that homeless kid infested coffee loving hellhole of a city. So obviously I am going to pick the Panthers. Everytime I want to think about who is going to win this game one thought pops in my head..........Steve Smith. I have been saying it all year, he is the best player in the NFL. This is all you need to know; last week 3rd and 5 and a chance to ice the game for the Panthers and they call an end around for Smith. Are you kidding me, and end around to try and pick up a first and end the game. Now Smith did not get it, he mada bad read, but for his coaching staff to entrust that to him says volumes. Plus I love the way Jake Delhomme is always yelling at people, he is one cool cajun
PANTHERS-24 SEAHAWKS-10
Really, I know so very little about the Broncos. And while I still don't believe that actually beat the Patriots, I guess I have to move on. Does anyone realize that the Ben Rothlisberger is only in his second season as a QB? Michael Vick, David Carr, Joey Harrington, Eli Manning, and Phillip Rivers just to name a few have had way more hype and hope coming out of college, but Ben just keeps on racking up wins. I always like a team who can control the ball, because they can take the home crowds out of it. And since the game is on the road Bill Cowher has a chance to win the AFC Championship game, unlike if it were in Pittsburgh. I just have a feeling about tha Steelers, I am obviously going to be way off base here , but hey I picked em last week, I gotta keep riding that train.
STEELERS- 20 BRONCOS-17
I just looked at those predictions, and they fucking blow, those scores are not going to be right.
Wouldn't it have been funny if Antonio Davis's wife just bitch slapped him when he came into the crowd? Overall I really don't have anything wrong with him going into the crowd to protect his wife, heck I am in favor of random beatdowns handed out to fans by Stephen Jackson once a month. But I thought athletes were always so focused that they never notice the crowd and stuff, at least that is what they always say.
Theo Epstein rejoined the Red Sawx? What, what am I missing here? I thought he left, I am so confused, somebody get me some donuts, STAT!!!
By the way, I have no idea who is coaching what NFL team next season. I am so confused. Even more confusing is that fact that everyone knows the Texans have hired Gasry Kubiak, but it is like they are on double secret probation and can't tell anyone.
Lastly, Billy this one is for you. How about your girl Martina being back in tennis. I know you are staying up till all hours of the night watching here little eastern european ass shake in them shorts.
Everyone loves Seattle, and I for some reason have a blatant disregard for everyone on that football team, moreover everyone in that homeless kid infested coffee loving hellhole of a city. So obviously I am going to pick the Panthers. Everytime I want to think about who is going to win this game one thought pops in my head..........Steve Smith. I have been saying it all year, he is the best player in the NFL. This is all you need to know; last week 3rd and 5 and a chance to ice the game for the Panthers and they call an end around for Smith. Are you kidding me, and end around to try and pick up a first and end the game. Now Smith did not get it, he mada bad read, but for his coaching staff to entrust that to him says volumes. Plus I love the way Jake Delhomme is always yelling at people, he is one cool cajun
PANTHERS-24 SEAHAWKS-10
Really, I know so very little about the Broncos. And while I still don't believe that actually beat the Patriots, I guess I have to move on. Does anyone realize that the Ben Rothlisberger is only in his second season as a QB? Michael Vick, David Carr, Joey Harrington, Eli Manning, and Phillip Rivers just to name a few have had way more hype and hope coming out of college, but Ben just keeps on racking up wins. I always like a team who can control the ball, because they can take the home crowds out of it. And since the game is on the road Bill Cowher has a chance to win the AFC Championship game, unlike if it were in Pittsburgh. I just have a feeling about tha Steelers, I am obviously going to be way off base here , but hey I picked em last week, I gotta keep riding that train.
STEELERS- 20 BRONCOS-17
I just looked at those predictions, and they fucking blow, those scores are not going to be right.
Wouldn't it have been funny if Antonio Davis's wife just bitch slapped him when he came into the crowd? Overall I really don't have anything wrong with him going into the crowd to protect his wife, heck I am in favor of random beatdowns handed out to fans by Stephen Jackson once a month. But I thought athletes were always so focused that they never notice the crowd and stuff, at least that is what they always say.
Theo Epstein rejoined the Red Sawx? What, what am I missing here? I thought he left, I am so confused, somebody get me some donuts, STAT!!!
By the way, I have no idea who is coaching what NFL team next season. I am so confused. Even more confusing is that fact that everyone knows the Texans have hired Gasry Kubiak, but it is like they are on double secret probation and can't tell anyone.
Lastly, Billy this one is for you. How about your girl Martina being back in tennis. I know you are staying up till all hours of the night watching here little eastern european ass shake in them shorts.
4 Comments:
Slipper, I'm with you on those picks buddy. But I'm still pissed at the Pats. Tom Brady was 10 and 0 in the playoffs and they were getting 3 points last week. Needless to say that was 50 bucks down the drain. F U Kevin Faulk!!!
T.F.
P.S. Is anyone as fired up about the World Baseball Classic as I am? Go Mexico!!!
I can't believe I am actually excited about seeing a Denver Broncos game. It should be a good one. I think the Pampers will hammer the Seahawks. Antonio Davis's wife started the shit, she should have gotten a beat down, then he should've gotten one too. I think NBA players should go into the stands more often. That would make it more entertaining. All I know is Green Bay has a new strength coach, and I got the hookup. I'm gettin a Packer helmet, bitch! I think it will fit in nicely with my Florida, Tennessee, Wyoming, Arizona State, Missouri, and Carolina ones. Go Seahawks!!!
Who cares who's coaching who in the NFL, the Swiss Miss is back, stuffing balls up her dress with her cute little smile.
It's nice to see a petite tennis star I'd like to bump nasties with, not like the buxom Serena, ape-like Davenport or brown bag needed Mary Pierce.
Yeah, we're all on the Sharapova bandwagon, but A) she's Russian, so you know she smells like toxic waste down below and B) Her commie ass is licking Andy Rodick's taint while he wins more money playing poker in Australia...
I don't pick up sarcasm well, but personally I'm geeked about the WBC. I just glanced over it and they set up the brackets so the Dominican Republic and Venezuela are in the same bracket, leaving the US to have to topple Mexico (You mean a whole Elmer Dessens, Esteban Loaiza and Nomar?), before facing the Asian winners.
Meanwhile, the two best teams will battle each other before facing a rested Roger in the finals.
I mean, we need to win to keep this thing around, but...
Wait a sec, I think it's clear by now that I'm a little excited for pro baseball in general.
By the way, have any of you seen Antonio Davis' face? Then take a glance at me, I'm hot and that man should be lucky to have me. That's why he's so defensive and willing to take a five-game suspension to see if I'm OK. I might find a man I can look at in bed at night and leave his tall ass. Kendra Davis OUT
Hey Kris,
Get you dick out of your hand and post something. I need the Wisdom!
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