The Weekend Wrap
A new segment here, that I am sure will last 2 weekends and then I will forget about it. We will try to cover as many quick hitting topics from all aspects of life.
Things we learned this weekend:
-Auburn us the best football team in the country, oh I mean college team, the best team in the country is still the New England Patriots.
-People are falling off of George Bush's cabinet faster than a Tibetin Sherpa losing his footing from Mt. Everset Summit base camp. (Anyone who knows that reference truly has more time on their hands then me)
-Southern weather blows; Freezing cold in the morning with heat blasting in the car. Sunny & warm by lunch time, air conditioning on. Cold and dark on the ride home, heat on light. Imagine what it feels like when you get home?
-The Polar Express either is average or The Incredibles is the best movie I have not seen this year, by evidence of this weekends box office numbers. The Polar Express has been the most highly anticipated holiday movie in years and finished a distant second with only $23 million.
-Women are still the seed of all evil. I got in trouble with two of the women I associate with for what I am not sure, but the weekend was ended with neither one of them being happy with me. Then come to find out that a friend of mine is trying to be screwed (not in the good way) by some skank that he knows, and yes this women deserves to be a skank.
Things I disliked this weekend:
-I cannot watch television, not so much because of the shows, but the damned commercials. If it is not a commercial for some new terrible reality show it is a Lance Armstong Bristol, Meyers, Squibb commercial. Products have increasingly gone to using music in their ads, and just taking great songs and trying to associate to their terrible product. I saw a commercial 400 times this weekend with the song "TheWeight" by The Band, and I have no idea what was being sold.
-People. Most especially the ones who are at the grocery store with me, the truly are a sucky group.
-The New York Giants. They are trying to ruin a good season, with losses to Chicago, Detroit and now Arizona. Geez. good job Tom Coughlin, have you drafted anymore guys who have knocked up your daughter?
-Lou Holtz insisting on playing a terrible QB to try and win SEC games.
Things I loved this weekend:
-That stupid Coors Light song thingy they do on SportsCenter for the weeks football highlights. That thing is cool.
-The way my Gamecocks played in their scrimmage this weekend. We looke like a team and did some really really nice things. It seems our team is rounding intop shape.
-The naked female body. Actually I love that everyday.
-The Death of ODB. Yes I loved it, he was worthless. He was a terrible "musician", a charlitan, a criminal, and the world is better off without him. What was worse was catching John Norris (the biggest no talent ass clown on the planet) report the news about ODB's timely passing and acting as if Paul McCartney or Bob Dylan had just passed away. To use a sports analogy the passing of ODB's is eqivilent to the passing of Felix Fermin. You say, "Who is Felix Fermin?" Well to a certain group of adults, mainly in my age range, who collected baseball cards the name Felix Fermin was synonomous with opening a pack of Topps or Donruss cards, you were certain to get a Felix Fermin. By the time you got one Canseco you had twelve Fermins. A not talent ass clown who had a limited amount of fame due to some quirk of fate that made him famous, ODB is dead and I rejoice!!!
-Dan Filowitz is still a great jew.
I beleive it was Darrell Hammond dressed as Bill Clinton in January of 2001 that said the follwing, and I could not agree more with these immortal words:
"Suck on it."
Things we learned this weekend:
-Auburn us the best football team in the country, oh I mean college team, the best team in the country is still the New England Patriots.
-People are falling off of George Bush's cabinet faster than a Tibetin Sherpa losing his footing from Mt. Everset Summit base camp. (Anyone who knows that reference truly has more time on their hands then me)
-Southern weather blows; Freezing cold in the morning with heat blasting in the car. Sunny & warm by lunch time, air conditioning on. Cold and dark on the ride home, heat on light. Imagine what it feels like when you get home?
-The Polar Express either is average or The Incredibles is the best movie I have not seen this year, by evidence of this weekends box office numbers. The Polar Express has been the most highly anticipated holiday movie in years and finished a distant second with only $23 million.
-Women are still the seed of all evil. I got in trouble with two of the women I associate with for what I am not sure, but the weekend was ended with neither one of them being happy with me. Then come to find out that a friend of mine is trying to be screwed (not in the good way) by some skank that he knows, and yes this women deserves to be a skank.
Things I disliked this weekend:
-I cannot watch television, not so much because of the shows, but the damned commercials. If it is not a commercial for some new terrible reality show it is a Lance Armstong Bristol, Meyers, Squibb commercial. Products have increasingly gone to using music in their ads, and just taking great songs and trying to associate to their terrible product. I saw a commercial 400 times this weekend with the song "TheWeight" by The Band, and I have no idea what was being sold.
-People. Most especially the ones who are at the grocery store with me, the truly are a sucky group.
-The New York Giants. They are trying to ruin a good season, with losses to Chicago, Detroit and now Arizona. Geez. good job Tom Coughlin, have you drafted anymore guys who have knocked up your daughter?
-Lou Holtz insisting on playing a terrible QB to try and win SEC games.
Things I loved this weekend:
-That stupid Coors Light song thingy they do on SportsCenter for the weeks football highlights. That thing is cool.
-The way my Gamecocks played in their scrimmage this weekend. We looke like a team and did some really really nice things. It seems our team is rounding intop shape.
-The naked female body. Actually I love that everyday.
-The Death of ODB. Yes I loved it, he was worthless. He was a terrible "musician", a charlitan, a criminal, and the world is better off without him. What was worse was catching John Norris (the biggest no talent ass clown on the planet) report the news about ODB's timely passing and acting as if Paul McCartney or Bob Dylan had just passed away. To use a sports analogy the passing of ODB's is eqivilent to the passing of Felix Fermin. You say, "Who is Felix Fermin?" Well to a certain group of adults, mainly in my age range, who collected baseball cards the name Felix Fermin was synonomous with opening a pack of Topps or Donruss cards, you were certain to get a Felix Fermin. By the time you got one Canseco you had twelve Fermins. A not talent ass clown who had a limited amount of fame due to some quirk of fate that made him famous, ODB is dead and I rejoice!!!
-Dan Filowitz is still a great jew.
I beleive it was Darrell Hammond dressed as Bill Clinton in January of 2001 that said the follwing, and I could not agree more with these immortal words:
"Suck on it."
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