Very Random Thoughts
One of these things is going to be very graphic and sexual in nature, so those with a weak stomach be warned.
Weather men, really are these guys necessary. I have been inundated with Hurricane talk over the past few weeks. All these people do in an area were I am is scare people into believing something life threatening coming this way. Basically through all of this Hurricane talk and all the tornado warnings and all the sever weather advisories, we got about 2 hours worth of heavy rain and some 20mph winds last night. Thats it, thats the list. With the way these guys come on the air and say things like "We've been tracking this storm for several hours.....blah..blah..blah." And nothing happens, it is really time for these people to go. Plus with the advent of the internet I can go check out the satellite and see when it is raining in my area. No need for these people.
I have never been a huge fan of this show, but over the last few weeks I have watched the West Wing a good bit during the day. Why is it that someones office is always dark when some secret or something is being revealed. I understand it is for dramatic effect, but it does nto work when it is totally unnatural. the vice president was about to reveal that he did bang some wome or something and when he was telling hsi staff all of a sudden the office was cast in shadows. Five minutes earlier the office was well lit and looked fine. It just seems to me, especially when recreating the White House in TV or Movies that they do not put enough lights in the room. Every time I see a picture of the real White House it seems to be very well lit.
Black guys and there sexual habits and appetites make little sense to me. This guy I know recently banged some really fat nasty whore. She revealed to him that her fantasy was to be gang banged. Not an unusual request I guess. So he called some his boys and they called some of their boys and got together and decided it would be a good idea. So they went to her place and with her 9 yr old kid asleep in the next room they had a gang bang. Dicks flying around sticking it everywhere, no doubt a decent amount of STD's being exchanged and they have no problem with this. But have you ever asked a brother if he would orally pleasure a women? They act like you are asking them to spend a week at a leper colony. They refuse to do it, but they will just sling there mandingo around with mulitple people at the same time. What the hell sense does that make?
Again totally random thoughts today. Just some things that have been racing around this fat head of mine. Oh yeah, got some good news today, the great George Carlin is coming to Columbia, SC next Wednesday night. I cannot wait, I am getting tickets and going to experience a lifelong dream of seeing him in concert!!!! That willbe a truly great evening in my life. Everyone is invited to be there if they would like to join me.
Weather men, really are these guys necessary. I have been inundated with Hurricane talk over the past few weeks. All these people do in an area were I am is scare people into believing something life threatening coming this way. Basically through all of this Hurricane talk and all the tornado warnings and all the sever weather advisories, we got about 2 hours worth of heavy rain and some 20mph winds last night. Thats it, thats the list. With the way these guys come on the air and say things like "We've been tracking this storm for several hours.....blah..blah..blah." And nothing happens, it is really time for these people to go. Plus with the advent of the internet I can go check out the satellite and see when it is raining in my area. No need for these people.
I have never been a huge fan of this show, but over the last few weeks I have watched the West Wing a good bit during the day. Why is it that someones office is always dark when some secret or something is being revealed. I understand it is for dramatic effect, but it does nto work when it is totally unnatural. the vice president was about to reveal that he did bang some wome or something and when he was telling hsi staff all of a sudden the office was cast in shadows. Five minutes earlier the office was well lit and looked fine. It just seems to me, especially when recreating the White House in TV or Movies that they do not put enough lights in the room. Every time I see a picture of the real White House it seems to be very well lit.
Black guys and there sexual habits and appetites make little sense to me. This guy I know recently banged some really fat nasty whore. She revealed to him that her fantasy was to be gang banged. Not an unusual request I guess. So he called some his boys and they called some of their boys and got together and decided it would be a good idea. So they went to her place and with her 9 yr old kid asleep in the next room they had a gang bang. Dicks flying around sticking it everywhere, no doubt a decent amount of STD's being exchanged and they have no problem with this. But have you ever asked a brother if he would orally pleasure a women? They act like you are asking them to spend a week at a leper colony. They refuse to do it, but they will just sling there mandingo around with mulitple people at the same time. What the hell sense does that make?
Again totally random thoughts today. Just some things that have been racing around this fat head of mine. Oh yeah, got some good news today, the great George Carlin is coming to Columbia, SC next Wednesday night. I cannot wait, I am getting tickets and going to experience a lifelong dream of seeing him in concert!!!! That willbe a truly great evening in my life. Everyone is invited to be there if they would like to join me.
2 Comments:
Friends shouldn't let friends gangbang excessively overweight chicks! In fact, if my friends ask me to engage in a gang bang with other friends, he'll more than likely get an ass kicking and I'll no longer answer his calls!
OK, first things first. Can we get off weather people already and not being able to predict the weather. What happened, did you fall into a time portal and end up watching A & E stand up comedy from the 1980s?
Now to the meat of the matter, and let me begin by saying as the only black person that reads your page (except for Wally, if he puts down the pussy long enough to look), I could take offense, but that requires too much energy, so I'll just nitpick.
"Black guys and there sexual habits and appetites make little sense to me."
Why would it to a fat white guy who needs a mirror to see his own member.
"This guy I know recently banged some really fat nasty whore."
What's wrong with fat whores? We've all taken one for the team or had an experience whale-hunting that we're not proud of, but here's the thing. If she's really fat and nasty, then she's not going to mind getting jizzed on her face and she's gonna fuck you like she may never get laid again, becasuse she might not.
"She revealed to him that her fantasy was to be gang banged. Not an unusual request I guess."
OK, let's all be honest. If Kris had written that he taped this encounter, the next time any of us were in Columbia, we'd be asking to see a copy of the tape. Shit, if he taped it, that's what he'd be wacking to for the next 2 weeks or at least until he'd seen each of the guys blast on her face, whichever came first (No pun intended)
"So they went to her place and with her 9 yr old kid asleep in the next room they had a gang bang."
What, the kid didn't join in? And how do you know the kid was asleep? Were you there, waiting for sloppy seconds or pinning him down, looking for the tighter hole?
"But have you ever asked a brother if he would orally pleasure a women? They act like you are asking them to spend a week at a leper colony. They refuse to do it"
This is where, as a black man (or at least last time I checked), I take some offense. You are stereotyping all black guys with the black athletes that tell stories in the locker room. Personally, I go down whenever I get the opportunity and I've been around other black guys. We all realize that if the dick doesn't bring them back, the tounge can leaving them screaming for more. Yes, most black guys will say never, but so will white guys, hispanic guys, jewish guys...Oh, I'm sorry. Yes, most niggas will say never, but so will crackers, spics, honkeys, jews and ancestors of The Man.
by the way, since we're stereotyping, can I just assume that everyone that reads this page has a small dick, cuz that's what the A&E comic said white people are all about...
Richard Jeni OUT
, but they will just sling there mandingo around with mulitple people at the same time. What the hell sense does that make?
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