The Daily Nooner
Ok folks, lots to get off my chest, and a whole lotta chest it is. (This guy knows what I'm talking about)
First off, Yes Tiger Woods is in a slump. I will now tell you why, years ago when he first came up and he was taking the golf world by storm, he said repeatedly I am only playing to win The Majors. You can look it up (I already did for you), he is shooting to take down Jack Nicklaus, and while he does already have 8 majors, it has been over 2 years since his last one. He openly admits every time he plays and takes time off is to set him up in what he thinks is his best position to win a major. He has never come back on Sunday to win one, he has always been tied or held the lead going into Sunday. Lastly, don't give me thatr victim of his own success bullshit (he is a victim of his own words), other golfers have stepped up and even passed him by to become more consistant threats to win at the majors.
Alicia Keys, will somebody please kill this lady. I happened upon a video by this whore this morning and I almost broke the TV. First of all she is ok looking, she is not super hot, she has no cans and a tiny butt. Secondly, we all know you can play the piano, it seems like she tries to prove that everytime she gives some kind of performance or video. In this current video, she is on a NY City rooftop in the blistering cold and snow playing the piano, just to let you know she has some musical talent, and frankly I don't give a shit. Speaking of overrated artits once crammed up are asses, whatever happened to Macy Gray, she was supposed to be the best female artist since Aretha and I know more Clay Aiken songs that Macy Gray tunes?
Aaahh the NBA draft is coming, and stay tuned!!! Thursday we will have the ever popular draft preview and then Friday the ridiculous draft recap. Both of which are sure to launch me on a frenzy that may cause harm to those within 500 yards of me. Mainly cause Pavel Polkodzine and Damir Omerhodzic are gonna get drafted. But to quote my friend Dan (A Great Jew) "NBA Class of 2003 Draft Championship Rings LeBron-0, Carmelo-0, Wade- 0, Darko-1."
And
Is there anything I dispise more than another ridiculous film by Michael Moore. The Crusader for the American people. We have now elevated this guy to a status that rivals that of our lord, all because he exposes the fact that politicians lie. Oh my what a startling revelation, anyone who takes his film and word as gosple is just as guilty and ignorant as those who believe everything George Walker Bush tells you is the truth. The idea is to do some thinking on your own, gather information, examine the data and form a conclusion. As silly as it sounds that is basically "The Scientific Method" which we all learned about in sixth grade science class. And again if you want change we live in a democratic society, so get of your atkins eating, american idol watching, prescripstion pill popping ass and go vote.
First off, Yes Tiger Woods is in a slump. I will now tell you why, years ago when he first came up and he was taking the golf world by storm, he said repeatedly I am only playing to win The Majors. You can look it up (I already did for you), he is shooting to take down Jack Nicklaus, and while he does already have 8 majors, it has been over 2 years since his last one. He openly admits every time he plays and takes time off is to set him up in what he thinks is his best position to win a major. He has never come back on Sunday to win one, he has always been tied or held the lead going into Sunday. Lastly, don't give me thatr victim of his own success bullshit (he is a victim of his own words), other golfers have stepped up and even passed him by to become more consistant threats to win at the majors.
Alicia Keys, will somebody please kill this lady. I happened upon a video by this whore this morning and I almost broke the TV. First of all she is ok looking, she is not super hot, she has no cans and a tiny butt. Secondly, we all know you can play the piano, it seems like she tries to prove that everytime she gives some kind of performance or video. In this current video, she is on a NY City rooftop in the blistering cold and snow playing the piano, just to let you know she has some musical talent, and frankly I don't give a shit. Speaking of overrated artits once crammed up are asses, whatever happened to Macy Gray, she was supposed to be the best female artist since Aretha and I know more Clay Aiken songs that Macy Gray tunes?
Aaahh the NBA draft is coming, and stay tuned!!! Thursday we will have the ever popular draft preview and then Friday the ridiculous draft recap. Both of which are sure to launch me on a frenzy that may cause harm to those within 500 yards of me. Mainly cause Pavel Polkodzine and Damir Omerhodzic are gonna get drafted. But to quote my friend Dan (A Great Jew) "NBA Class of 2003 Draft Championship Rings LeBron-0, Carmelo-0, Wade- 0, Darko-1."
And
Is there anything I dispise more than another ridiculous film by Michael Moore. The Crusader for the American people. We have now elevated this guy to a status that rivals that of our lord, all because he exposes the fact that politicians lie. Oh my what a startling revelation, anyone who takes his film and word as gosple is just as guilty and ignorant as those who believe everything George Walker Bush tells you is the truth. The idea is to do some thinking on your own, gather information, examine the data and form a conclusion. As silly as it sounds that is basically "The Scientific Method" which we all learned about in sixth grade science class. And again if you want change we live in a democratic society, so get of your atkins eating, american idol watching, prescripstion pill popping ass and go vote.
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Unfortunetly for the rest of this fat pie shaking, fist eating country, no one gets off their fat asses and votes. That is, unless they believe in something. Or to put it better, unless they are told to believe in something. The same way that we all read this webpage to see and laugh at your crooked beliefs, like the fatter you are, the more ass you will get and that hookers that come home with you really do like you for your personality and not the $20 you shoved down her panties...I lost my train of thought thinking about hookers, I mean strippers. The point is - Micheal Moorer is expressing his opinion the same as you are. Only difference is he has a camera, film crew and executive suits that are willing to pay him to produce his opinion, fly him around so he can harass people, mostly executives of high priced coporations that make more money off the poor brown and middle class white scared society than we could possibly imagine...Got lost again...OK, Moorer gets paid to produce his opinion. I think he's funny and most of the crap he comes up with is genius. I'm not saying I would vote for him for president, but the fact that he's getting senators to admit that they don't read half the crap on their desk and is making a big deal about the whole 9-11 fiasco (By the way, did we catch Osama Bin Laden yet for masterminding the whole WTC bombing yet or what?) Nevertheless, we live in America and if you don't like Moorer, don't go see his movies, which you already will. Instead, go back to watching MTV and VH1, idolizing for women that wouldn't give you the sweat from their ass after a show and insulting overpaid media creations like Alicia Keys (By the way, whatever happen to Fiona Apple, another slender no tits, no ass chick that could play the piano?) Meanwhile, I'm waiting to get to a city large enough to show Fairenheight 911 cuz The Lord above knows that the religious nuts in this state won't let anything bashing Bubba show up down here.
Trent Lott, (R) Mississippi OUT!
Responding to a Great Jew,
I remember when you couldn't knock out a drunk prep playing Police Quest, so shut your motza ball mouth and hand me another potato pancake.
SAMMY DAVIS JR. - OUT
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