Children, who invented these people?

What would posses anyone to have children? I have pondered this question for quite some time and I cannot come up with a good reason. First of all most people who do have children shouldn't be allowed to roam free on this planet never mind procreate. I think that there should definately be laws governing who should have children and if these policies are violated, simple solution, death to the kids. Really when you think about it if you kill a baby before his life really gets going he is not missing anything.

I have come to this conclusion after going to the movies this weekend and being overrun by a herd of children. The whole time during the film the kids were talking not paying any attention, always having to go to the bathroom, or need more popcorn. These parents were at the beck and call of their children. Imagine if you had a dog too, then your life is dedicated entirely to walking your dog, feeding your kids, wiping their asses, telling them they can't touch this, or clean your room. I have trouble wiping my own ass and clening my onw room, so I need to get other people and more rooms to have them clean. Who started this trend, most animals in the animal kingdom handle it this way, once the kids are done nursing they basically are on their own. No wiping there ass or cleaning their rooms.

So I say don't have children. The more we have the more can commit crimes and drain the economy and basically contribute nothing to society. Great more kids to watch terrible re-runs of Friends, YIPPEEE!!!!