Kobe, Prince, the "Track Scandal" & more.......
Well it seems as if Kobe Bryant may have to make one of his mad dash's from a Colorado court room to the Staples Center on the day of game 4 of the Western Conference finals. There has been a debate on how we should take what he has been able to accomplish on the court during this difficult year for him. Here is how we should take it, Athletically it is an incredible achievment. Ask any high level athlete about their preperation on a gameday and they will tell you that the routine they go through leading up to the game is very important. Our bodies are made up of chemicals and an athlete has to have a balance in his body with those chemicals and he does that by keeping a routine with his training, nutrition, and rest which for Kobe has been all thrown to sorts because of his pre-trial hearings. Now all that being said, yes he has brought all this upon himself, he was in the room that night and has onlt himself to blame for putting himself in that situiation. I am in no way absolving him of this crime or his obligation to be in court for or the pre trial hearings. I hope that he is cleared of these charges (because I want to see him play for another 10 years) but I feel that no matter what happens there is always that backlash that ahtletes got away with crimes because they are rich and famous. Basically OJ has screwed every other athlete who ever goes on trial.
Prince? Does anyone get him? I have totally missed the boat on this guy my whole life. I have never understood what the fascination with this guy is. His music is usually annoying, he is the strangest dude on the planet, and how women find him sexy is beyond me. I was listening to his new song today, and of course Prince fans are all wet over his new song and new album, but I though to myself that sounds an awful lot like Jamiriqui. If this current cong had been sung by Jamiriqui it would never be played on radio. Because these whacko Prince fans love him so much he has basically been able to release anyting over the last 15 years and they will all tell you it is the greatest music ever. Just never got him, don't think I ever will, I'll be in the corner listening to some Bob Dylan if you need me, truly the best musician ever born in Minnesota.
Does anyone care about this ridiculous track scandal? No that is the answer, some chick said she was on the dope and that is why she is fast now she is gonna turn other people in. It is track nobody cares, not in this country. Please spare me all the bull and stop wasting time on my sportscenter and my news with this crap.
Can we get rid of the Sacramento Kings, and Chris Webber and Doug Chrisites wife. They are done, it has been about eight years now they were supposed to have the best team and they always lose. They also have a million excuses, Bobby Jackson didn't play, Webber wasn't 100% yada yada yada. Do you remember the last time Chris Webber won anything?? It was back in 1991 (in high school) before most of you had kissed your first girl (or boy). Rick Adelman did this same thing with the Blazers in the early 90's had all the players and every reason to win, and didn't. Please spare me the Kings trade all the players, fire their coach, and kill the Maloof brothers.
Remember that July 1st deadline to turn over power in Iraq, yeah you can wave that thing bye bye.
What the hell is Memorial Day, and why I am forced to go do something that weekend? Just another excuse for the News to use the word tradgedy when some idiot gets tanked and runs over a dude changing his tire while his family is sitting in the car.
Why did everyone start drinking all this wine all of a sudden, I cannot go to the bathroom without someone talking about a Pinot or Grigio or red or white, this came in with th coffee house craze, why can terrorists target these places and "motor sports" events?
Prince? Does anyone get him? I have totally missed the boat on this guy my whole life. I have never understood what the fascination with this guy is. His music is usually annoying, he is the strangest dude on the planet, and how women find him sexy is beyond me. I was listening to his new song today, and of course Prince fans are all wet over his new song and new album, but I though to myself that sounds an awful lot like Jamiriqui. If this current cong had been sung by Jamiriqui it would never be played on radio. Because these whacko Prince fans love him so much he has basically been able to release anyting over the last 15 years and they will all tell you it is the greatest music ever. Just never got him, don't think I ever will, I'll be in the corner listening to some Bob Dylan if you need me, truly the best musician ever born in Minnesota.
Does anyone care about this ridiculous track scandal? No that is the answer, some chick said she was on the dope and that is why she is fast now she is gonna turn other people in. It is track nobody cares, not in this country. Please spare me all the bull and stop wasting time on my sportscenter and my news with this crap.
Can we get rid of the Sacramento Kings, and Chris Webber and Doug Chrisites wife. They are done, it has been about eight years now they were supposed to have the best team and they always lose. They also have a million excuses, Bobby Jackson didn't play, Webber wasn't 100% yada yada yada. Do you remember the last time Chris Webber won anything?? It was back in 1991 (in high school) before most of you had kissed your first girl (or boy). Rick Adelman did this same thing with the Blazers in the early 90's had all the players and every reason to win, and didn't. Please spare me the Kings trade all the players, fire their coach, and kill the Maloof brothers.
Remember that July 1st deadline to turn over power in Iraq, yeah you can wave that thing bye bye.
What the hell is Memorial Day, and why I am forced to go do something that weekend? Just another excuse for the News to use the word tradgedy when some idiot gets tanked and runs over a dude changing his tire while his family is sitting in the car.
Why did everyone start drinking all this wine all of a sudden, I cannot go to the bathroom without someone talking about a Pinot or Grigio or red or white, this came in with th coffee house craze, why can terrorists target these places and "motor sports" events?
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KOBE - It's become a routine, his routine. He's used to this by now, and as you will hear some announcer say that night when he goes for 35 on Sprewell and Wally's World — "This is a release for Kobe Bryant. He's able to forget about everything once he gets on the court."
And for once, they'll probably be right.
You don't get Prince because you are fat and white. No wait, there are a lot of fat white guys that like him. Most of them are gay, but there's nothing wrong with that.
Prince is a musical genius because he's changed his sound since '1999' and 'Purple Rain' and the people still buy him. Prince is a musical genius because I heard him play guitar on the George Harrison tribute a couple of months back, and he made the guitar weep.
Prince is a musical genius because he's gotten more ass than you can jerk, he 'discovered' Carmen Electra, meaning he was the first to freak her out and for a 5-foot,1-inch man to pull honeys like a No. 1 Draft pick for 20 years is an accomplishment that we, as men, should all look up to.
Track is not a sport. It's people running fast. It's an athletic event, but it's not a sport. Neither is figure skating, speed skating and most of the Olympic Events. No one cares about the Olympics because once they're over, no one thinks about any of the athletes until the next Olympics, so why should I think about them now?
Didn't we just have the Winter Olypmics in this country? Remember Appollo Onto whatever? Besides devote college football fans, who remembers Jeremy Bloom? I rest my case.
I'm all for massive death, starting with me, but let's not rank on the Queens. If we didn't have them, we would never have gotten some great Shaq quotes and ESPN wouldn't have had anything to hype during the regular season. Remember Rick Fox and one of the Queens getting into a scrap earlier this year? That held our attention for a couple of minutes, didn't it?
By the way, Fox won because he's serving it to Vanessa Williams six days a week and twice on Sunday.
I think he has a couple of glasses of Chardenay, pours it over her and licks it off, then bumped nasties on a stack of dollars from Radio Shack.
Meanwhile, I pleasure myself with the thoughts of Kris, Prince and Coors Light Twins playing 18 holes at Augusta.
Martha Burke OUT.
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