Things that make you go Hmmmm?

Why is it if a girl has a weird or accent you may not have really heard in awhile does she somehow become more attractive or exotic? Met this Canadian lady out the other night, her freaking eh's and aboooot's turned me on boy!!!

How again is Francisco Liriano not on the All-Star team? Can someone please explain that.

To paraphrase Pedro Martinez: "Who is Kim Jong IL?" What's up with this guy, relax pal, take a load off. 60 years ago, you won, have fun with it, you have your little communist paradise now enjoy it. But if you want to get freaky, I'll quote Principal Richard Vernon, "Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns."
Did ESPN already somehow pick the Super Bowl winner on Sportscenter? How did they do this when camps haven't even opened yet? Have we become that football crazed in this country?

If the average movie-goer pays $8 to go see a featured film at a local theater, do you realize that 6 million people in this country have said to themselves over the past two weeks, "Hey, let's go see The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift." Seriously, does this not bother anybody else? Should we wonder why our kids are so dumb and can't score as high as other countries on standardized tests? I believe there is a direct correlation here.

Keith and Andrew, how cool is the title of today's blog, I mean seriously, can I get some love from the Dog Pound?