Canadia, EH!!!
It has come and gone, that's right my trip to the homeland of Daniel Steven Filowitz, CANADA. Our neighbor to the north has once again shown this Yankee Doddle Dandy how a Canuck & a Nordique have fun. I traveled up there with the basketball team for an exhibition tour in Ottawa and Montreal. I got my fill of french people and they do indeed suck.
Growing up a hockey fan I loved to hear Canadian players interviewed because of the cool way they talk. They say things like, Eh, No doubt about it (about of course being pronounced a-BOOOOT), and they never pluralise anything. Something will take 20 minute not 20 minutes and there T's are pronounced as hard D's. They might say, if you look at Dat statue over Dhere. I decided to count the Eh's and No Doubts on my trip. I ended the trip with 42 Eh's and 3 No Boubt about it's which for a quick 4 day trip I think was pretty good. We had a tour of the Parliment house in the capital city of Ottawa and our tour guide must have used 75 plural word without using and S. She said things like: This is the House of Common(S), our Dour will be about 20 minute(S), Dis is where Da Representative(S) have Dhere Office(S).
Next, to the basketball. Canadian basketball is average at best. Canadian officiating is atrocious. I guess I cannot expect too much out of Basketball there, they have sent there best products to the NBA and they are Steve Nash, Todd McCullough, Rick Fox and Jamaal Magliore. And we played against nobody that good. Basically it was liek playing against D-II or D-III Competition. The teams were very small and did not have the athletes we have. We pretty much ran every team to death until they threw up the white flag. Now the fans, boy those people loved us, they thought we were the greatest thing since electricity to come through there. They booed their own teams when they fouled us on fast breaks preventing dunks. They cheered for us whenever we did any type of dunk or street ball type move. They fully expected us to kick their butts and we did and they loved it.
Lastly, we need to talk about the night life. First off, Ottawa is kind of glorified cow town, mainly because it is the capital. But at the University of Ottawa the have some league talent if you knwo what I mean. They rolled deep in the female category, as good as some Southeatern Conference schools. Now int he big city of Montreal there is about 1 million night clubs and they rollde strong as well with the females. I do not know what they eat up there, but I did find white women with asses, something I have long been looking for. Then there is the Canadian strip clubs. There truly is nothing like it. First off most of the chicks talk with that sexy french accent which is enough to turn you on. Then everything is cheap in there and you can do almost anything you want. These places make you not want to go back to an American strip club. I love Canadian night life and am glad that I only experience it once in a great while, otherwise I would be dead broke!!!!
So I hope you enjoy all of Da post(S) on my website. Remeber to check back all Da Dime here for all Da latest news and thing(s) Dat are happening in my life, eh!!!!!
Growing up a hockey fan I loved to hear Canadian players interviewed because of the cool way they talk. They say things like, Eh, No doubt about it (about of course being pronounced a-BOOOOT), and they never pluralise anything. Something will take 20 minute not 20 minutes and there T's are pronounced as hard D's. They might say, if you look at Dat statue over Dhere. I decided to count the Eh's and No Doubts on my trip. I ended the trip with 42 Eh's and 3 No Boubt about it's which for a quick 4 day trip I think was pretty good. We had a tour of the Parliment house in the capital city of Ottawa and our tour guide must have used 75 plural word without using and S. She said things like: This is the House of Common(S), our Dour will be about 20 minute(S), Dis is where Da Representative(S) have Dhere Office(S).
Next, to the basketball. Canadian basketball is average at best. Canadian officiating is atrocious. I guess I cannot expect too much out of Basketball there, they have sent there best products to the NBA and they are Steve Nash, Todd McCullough, Rick Fox and Jamaal Magliore. And we played against nobody that good. Basically it was liek playing against D-II or D-III Competition. The teams were very small and did not have the athletes we have. We pretty much ran every team to death until they threw up the white flag. Now the fans, boy those people loved us, they thought we were the greatest thing since electricity to come through there. They booed their own teams when they fouled us on fast breaks preventing dunks. They cheered for us whenever we did any type of dunk or street ball type move. They fully expected us to kick their butts and we did and they loved it.
Lastly, we need to talk about the night life. First off, Ottawa is kind of glorified cow town, mainly because it is the capital. But at the University of Ottawa the have some league talent if you knwo what I mean. They rolled deep in the female category, as good as some Southeatern Conference schools. Now int he big city of Montreal there is about 1 million night clubs and they rollde strong as well with the females. I do not know what they eat up there, but I did find white women with asses, something I have long been looking for. Then there is the Canadian strip clubs. There truly is nothing like it. First off most of the chicks talk with that sexy french accent which is enough to turn you on. Then everything is cheap in there and you can do almost anything you want. These places make you not want to go back to an American strip club. I love Canadian night life and am glad that I only experience it once in a great while, otherwise I would be dead broke!!!!
So I hope you enjoy all of Da post(S) on my website. Remeber to check back all Da Dime here for all Da latest news and thing(s) Dat are happening in my life, eh!!!!!
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