Teachers & Student's Oh My!!
WARNING This blog could be a little blue, so for adults or dirtbags only.
I was having a casual conversation with a friend of mine (A good Jew, Dan, not A Great Jew however) and the subject people being involved in inappropraite sexual relationshipd with minors came about. He turned me on to a case in Florida recently, where a 23 year old female teacher was fired for having sed relationship with a 14 yr old male student.
I did some research on this on my own and discovered that he was in fact telling the truth, and to boot the women is very attractive. While in college she was a model for a local car magazine. She also happens to be married, although not happily I presume, since she was boinking a 14 year old. Hell 14 year olds barely have pubic hair and this lady was doing the horizontal tango with one. What is worse about this whole thing is the way she got caught was his cousin told the authorities, what a fucking dick. I would strangle this guy.
Now I know I speak for most of the men that read this and say where the heck was this chick when I was in High School. Do you have any idea how many times I had to pleasure myself, when instead I could have been getting some nookie on the side from a 23 year old. Geez I mean it took numerous date with women just to touch their boobies back then. Maybe I just had my head up my ass throughout high school or was too busy discussing with my boyz when the next time we were gonna get high or drunk was. Someone tell me did this kind of shit exist when we were in school? I mean I have the unfortunate pleasure of knowing a lot of people and nobody I know has ever broken this fantastic news to me about their own high school experience.
This lady is now on administrative leave and presumably will be fired for being a sexual predator, which I guess is the right thing. But if a man had committed this same "lude" act he would be villified all over the TV and internet, seen as a sickly and depraved human being. Just a little double standard I wanted to make sure you were aware of.
What happened to America we used to have moral and values, but it seems we have thrown them out the window and caught a slow boat to Sex Island. Only one problem you assholes forgot to tear me away from my PS2 when this boat was leaving, and now I am stranded on "Choke the Chicken" Island.
Yes I have a sick sense of humor, but hey get over it. This website is purely for entertainment purposes only, anyone who takes any of what I said seriously needs their head examined, preferably by a proctologist!
I was having a casual conversation with a friend of mine (A good Jew, Dan, not A Great Jew however) and the subject people being involved in inappropraite sexual relationshipd with minors came about. He turned me on to a case in Florida recently, where a 23 year old female teacher was fired for having sed relationship with a 14 yr old male student.
I did some research on this on my own and discovered that he was in fact telling the truth, and to boot the women is very attractive. While in college she was a model for a local car magazine. She also happens to be married, although not happily I presume, since she was boinking a 14 year old. Hell 14 year olds barely have pubic hair and this lady was doing the horizontal tango with one. What is worse about this whole thing is the way she got caught was his cousin told the authorities, what a fucking dick. I would strangle this guy.
Now I know I speak for most of the men that read this and say where the heck was this chick when I was in High School. Do you have any idea how many times I had to pleasure myself, when instead I could have been getting some nookie on the side from a 23 year old. Geez I mean it took numerous date with women just to touch their boobies back then. Maybe I just had my head up my ass throughout high school or was too busy discussing with my boyz when the next time we were gonna get high or drunk was. Someone tell me did this kind of shit exist when we were in school? I mean I have the unfortunate pleasure of knowing a lot of people and nobody I know has ever broken this fantastic news to me about their own high school experience.
This lady is now on administrative leave and presumably will be fired for being a sexual predator, which I guess is the right thing. But if a man had committed this same "lude" act he would be villified all over the TV and internet, seen as a sickly and depraved human being. Just a little double standard I wanted to make sure you were aware of.
What happened to America we used to have moral and values, but it seems we have thrown them out the window and caught a slow boat to Sex Island. Only one problem you assholes forgot to tear me away from my PS2 when this boat was leaving, and now I am stranded on "Choke the Chicken" Island.
Yes I have a sick sense of humor, but hey get over it. This website is purely for entertainment purposes only, anyone who takes any of what I said seriously needs their head examined, preferably by a proctologist!
2 Comments:
I think that comment was another marvel, a wonder to the ages how a fat man, engulfed with bad nacho breath and beer stains in his couch, coule punch the keys with his stubby, fat fingers to comply such comedy on a daily basis.
However, to put the previously mentioned Dan from Great Jew to Good Jew is a travesty. From a man who's spent his fair amount of time in temples, listening to marbled words that he couldn't understand, I think I know a bit about the Jewish people.
In fact, with all the pork, mottza balls, rice and pasta I eat, I might as well be Jewish.
He makes a great point. There was little to nothing and i think Burroughs was tapping Ms. Allen anyway.
You forgot about the Drama teacher, whose name I can't remember. Not that she was great, but if we're stretching, we might as well stretch.
If you wanna go back to Thomas Jefferson, which most of us can. The Drama teacher there that a Great Jew knew the name of, Ms. Rod in sixth grade and Ms. Chu because she probably knew alot about the ways of the Kama Sutra.
Plus, she would be hilarious, squirming and screaming underneath, yelling from the gag in her mouth.
Did Ms. Berger die? That woman hated me, and thanks to her, I had to pay to Malcolm X.
Speaking of which, what about the Biology Honors teacher that nearly died freshman year cuz someone ran up and punched her in the chest, thinking it was Cody? Was that Gary Douglass?
OK, enough reminders of the THS Class reunion thoughts that will never come about, seeing how it's up to VP Martin and president Alex Bleeker, who last I heard was in India...
I guess it's up to me.
Lee Bronsnick OUT
As I read this all I could think was typical kris....a guy who wishs he could jump on that slow boat to sex island and be a scum bag.
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