Fantasy Baseball Team

So I went and checked my fantasy baseball team and I am the worst team ever. Now mind you I had the first pick in the draft, and study stats like my name was Tim Kurkjian before the draft, and this is what all that has yielded me:

Player Career Avg. Current Avg. Difference
A. Pujols .330 .276 54 points
J. Vidro .305 .268 37 points
E. Hinske .261 .243 18 points
D. Jeter .314 .186 128 points
S. Podsednik .305 .293 12 points
Chipper Jones .308 .268 40 points
R. Sexson .272 .241 31 points
Those are some great batting numbers, now pitching:

Player Career ERA Current ERA Starts W-L
R. Oswalt 2.92 2.90 7 2-1 (2 wins, thanks Houston big help)
J. Peavy 3.96 1.94 7 2-2 (What, 2 wins w/1.94??)
J. Santana 4.09 5.26 7 1-0 (Great job Johan)
B. Webb 2.87 3.02 7 2-2 (talk about tough luck, geez)
M. Buerhle 3.80 5.27 7 1-1 (Good thing he sucks)
J. Vazquez 4.14 3.73 6 3-3 (Finally someone doing decent)
41 11-9 (Wow that is terrible)
So there is my overall suckiness. One would figure with all this useless time I could put together a winner, but alas I am destined to be a loser my entire life, which most of you were well aware of for sometime.